Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown

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[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

when i’m crazy rich and numb i’m gonna name my kids;

gooch, grundle, and taint

and be like “my wife’s nuts, i’m an asshole but the kids keep us together”

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

today i learned that scurvy can cause all of your scars to reopen and if you ask any pirate you know, they’ll even say the emotional scars too

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

Sad to hear the news about Matthew Perry aka Chandler, fortunately Ross did not drown because he was a good Schwimmer

#friends #matthewperry #mattewperry

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

every user on tik tok records their content in such nice houses, meanwhile i record something and there is a mouse doing the toosie slide in the background. word to bong jon ho, i’m parasiting myself into a wealthy family’s home this summer

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

when i’m crazy rich and numb i’m gonna name my kids;

gooch, grundle, and taint

and be like “my wife’s nuts, i’m an asshole but the kids keep us together”

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

@liam_paris i hope become rich and numb enough to name my kids;

gooch, grundle, and taint”

and be like i’m a little nuts and my wife’s an asshole but the kids keep us together

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

anyone getting on a plane named the lolita express knows what they’re getting into that’s like boarding a cruise ship called the s.s. molestor

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

here all this time i thought steve was in jail because he blew clue

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

now when i accidentally say something that sounds perverted, i make sure i say no cuomo afterwards

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

today i learned that scurvy can cause all of your scars to reopen and if you ask any pirate you know, they’ll even say the emotional scars too

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

the universe has a sense of humor because i just saw a man in a lemon costume in an alleyway making lemonade

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

Jaleel White aka Urkel has own on marijuana line called Purple Urkel it will get you so high you’ll ask yourself “did i do that?”

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

theyre giving away krispy kreme donuts if you get the vaccine but what if the vaccine is krispy kreme filling and the government is just trying to turn us into donuts?🤯

and if that’s the case...

i’m recruiting 12 people so i can start a gang called the bakers dozen

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

if i ever win an oscar it better have the words meyer wienermobile attached to it

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

Life is a tragedy for those feel, a comedy for those who think, and reality tv for those without cable.

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

what i love the most about the
holiday season

is that it is totally acceptable to refer to
asparagus as grinch fingers

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

me: alright, i’m ready to party, i rented a limo, it’s packed with hookers , just need the government to send me those stimulants

friend: you mean the stimulus?

me: what?

*slowly drops coke straw as the limo full of hookers speeds off.

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

as much as santa travels it wouldn’t surprise me if him and mrs claus had an open relationship, ya know jollyamorus

[Phat Juicy the Sexual Clown @thehumancouch]

i definitely know a thing, maybe two, but three things? that’s pushing it.