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Leaving X this April!

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@BarleyDom @ppargolfer Who CARES about 6-11?!?

Nantz was being polite by not mentioning below fifth spot: tactful.

You’re biased. Your side handed their hats to themselves. Jon Rahm whined about conditions. AT AUGUSTA.

Tactless, and from a Masters champion!

He could’ve said all that but didn’t.

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I wanted to share this cognitive tragedy of a post because it is supremely ignorant of its own hypocrisy, demonstrating how we buy into things we aren’t directly invested in, ourselves, and when we’re wrong, we handle it like dim children.

[Phillip 🇺🇸⛳️ @ppargolfer]

“The top 5 players on the leaderboard are all PGA Tour players”

~ Jim Nantz

Let’s conveniently not mention 4 of the next 6 are LIV guys

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@JohnBilliter @S_HennesseyGD Cotton

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@Nips_00 55 years of sitting. Better late than never.

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And when you fuck the love out of people, if you don’t feel stupid you should just stick to porn u til you figure some things out.

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@Nips_00 We all gotta eat.

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@Nips_00 Do you write these or find them?
Either way, my mind is reeling from the depth.
Where have you been in your life?!
Glad you’re still here, and thanks for the provocation.

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@Nips_00 @crackajacks @iaintknow Don’t date these people, they now have crabs

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@Nips_00 …I’m sorry, pronouns—if “one” licks instead of biting

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@Nips_00 Is it any better if he licks, instead?

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@Nips_00 This is such a powerful post.

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@thejessicadrake Back y’all!! 😉
Good morning, Jessica! 😻

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@denise_stemen @boohoo2255 You weren’t addressing me as “girl,” I responded through another response, but thanks! 😊

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@denise_stemen @boohoo2255 Not a girl…but I am glad I scrolled. Makes perfect sense now. 🎣👏

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Precious.
I’m more willing to believe he can drive a Harley or be in excellent condition.

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@HeatherR411 A Geico location scout?

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@1CrowdedTable A wine your hosts know you know they hate. Then it “throws shade.”

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@Top100Rick Bummer, Rick.

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@AndrewStelmack I’ll look for it, Andrew!

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Even most who knew still paid attention to the wrong things.
Moe Norman was “genius in a bottle.”
BAD’s greatest legacy might be making a documentary where he tries to dissect Norman’s early self-learning process, discussing with sharper minds in the game. #OGhacker #moremoe

[Andrew Stelmack @AndrewStelmack]

@LukeKerrDineen Sad how so few of today's generations know anything about him. 😥 One of a kind.

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@thejessicadrake 😻😸