I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳

How to Produce, Perform and Write an Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Show: Book available from this major tax dodger:

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

@Barclaycard guys your site says open until midnight, but when you call it says we closed at 8pm.

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

Never mind all that…..wtf is he standing on!?

[Earth_Wanderer @earth_tracker]

Photos That Will Trigger Your Megalophobia, the Irrational Fear of Large Things ~ A Thread 🧵

1. A ship and its Captain

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

You know you actually can't buy publicity like this @kuntandthegang

[Metro @MetroUK]

Musical movie about fake kidnapping of Shannon Matthews branded ‘sick’ https://t.co/flzUV4Yk3r

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

Yeah on the list of things I couldn't give a flying fuck about. I'd be hard pushed to think of something else.

[Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang]

Ever wondered what 2 ex-soap actresses and a Love Island contestant think about true crime comedy musicals? Me neither.
#SMTMTM

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

Fucking hell how can you have it in for the British Legion?!

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

So as he wasn't wiping his cock on the sheets?

[Miss Anthropist 2.0 @miss_anthrop75]

Genuine question.

Why did Bungle wear pyjamas for bed when he walked round bollock naked all day?

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

So I been messing around with AI. I remember gigging here in the early 00s for Mirth Control.

https://t.co/jaU0dqvdhx

[Joe Bangles CBE @JoeBangles11]

James Blunt gets asked his favourite cheese on live TV.

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

@brucedes No....I'm still having them from 1985. The milk bottles.

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

Is it possible to use any app or program at the moment without it stopping you to ask for feedback. #ffs

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

I fancy a song.

Good morning.

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

This a law brought in by the last Tory government. Most of the replies here didn't bother to check when it was actually implemented.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

On the 1st of October all chickens in Britain must be registered with the state by law.

It will be a criminal offence to keep unregistered chickens.

Soviet Britain.

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

In the list of things I think I probably did know but had forgotten. Marvel comics Daredevil No.77 was the origin of one the best band names ever. #music #marvel #6music

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

@airlinerslive 2 touch and go landings at Manchester during a storm. Diverted to East Midlands.

[David Perell @david_perell]

This breakdown of how Daft Punk created One More Time by sampling a song from 1979 is a masterclass on how to visualize information. There's no narration. Just waveforms and music.

[Anneka Rice @AnnekaRice]

To mark the occasion I have grabbed a couple of Boy Scouts and a coachful of pensioners and am going to sort out HS2 and Hammersmith Bridge…

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

I assume Ikea have a sale on.

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

The British have a HUGE problem on their hands:

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

Whilst Manchester airport argue that online reviews are inaccurate. I'll happily confirm Terminal 3 is a shit hole.

https://t.co/q5tpMlz86g

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

Literally the funniest thing I have ever seen him do.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

My life has changed. Praise Jesus.

[I̳a̳n̳ ̳F̳o̳x̳™̳ @theianfox]

@brucedes Best will in the world no one travelling specifically for a stadium gig is popping into whistle binkies en route to Murrayfield.