Holly Clark-Porter

insert good things about worship, Church, food, pitbulls, cats, and a gorgeous wife here

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If only a sermon could be directed by #aaronsorkin and have a cast like @mockingbirdbway and a script that speaks to yesterday, today, and tomorrow... #progressiveChristian #churchhappenseverywhere

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Bought this @SweetEarthFoods pizza, aka frisbee that is tiny and all the toppings are on one side (yes it was frozen the whole time).

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@SouthwestAir Yes but after an hour of trying and after the points went up. I used to love y’all but this is not the first time as of late that I’ve had issues with cust serv

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Hey @SouthwestAir just spoke to a rude customer serv person who didn’t seem to want my $. Kept telling me this message was user error but couldn’t tell me what I did wrong. I do this all the time. This is not okay. Meanwhile, prices spiked since I stared this hour long booking

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@GiblinTravels @LandonWhitsitt Karol, I think it was just that the bread was sooooo good. I said out loud, “wow that was fabulous” before learning know it was GF.

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How many haters have baked cakes for a straight couple who only wanted to get married in a church for the "background"? #whyarewestilltalkingaboutcakes #surecakesareallaboutJesus

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@6abc Our cat went nuts about 10 min before, then we felt the whole house rumble. #wilmingtonDE #inwilm

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No! Not Val! Can Val be my third grandma? #GBBO #bakebakebake #valsmygal

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@PrettyLitter and other pretty people, have you found a good litter mat to go along with your pretty litter?

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Enter To Win a Trip for Two to Peru! https://t.co/0MxYWcIPqV

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Rockin out with her southern socks out y'all! southernsocks #southernsocks #hazeltakesusforawalk… https://t.co/8TyBVCOm3W

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Tap into the power of nature. @GA is giving away a trip to one of the most scenic hiking experiences on the planet: https://t.co/Lr1NTUwohY

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@redcityreview I loved The Scary Hair of Sarah O'Shea by Sharon Feldt #redcityreviewfanfavorite #redhead #girlsrock #curlyhairdontcare

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🌱#ourjonah

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@Fandango & after I missed the movie because U were wrong, you better believe I tried to get my $ bk but no, your cust serv put me in loops

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@Fandango Ive been unsubscribing to your emails for months! Make it stop! Plus, the last time I used u, the show time you sold me was wrong

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When you try to get @KUT in Delaware

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@RedactedGraham You are brilliant! Redaction Queen! #pride

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the truth about lesbians

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@HydroFlask just when I was completely in love with my new hydro flask it was stollen at the airport! Looking at the new colors now! #redo