𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳

⚠️ TWEET ♻️ QUOTE TWEET ♻️ EAT ♻️ SLEEP ♻️ ALIENSHIT ♻️ REPEAT 😌 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗮𝘆 🔥 Bas Follow karne ki deri hai 🫂

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Society ☕

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Then : Khane ke baad kuch mitha khana chahiye;
Now : Khane ke pahile meetha khalete, taste karke toh dekhe zara....

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Bachpan me jiske saath ghar-ghar khelte the usne ghar hi badal liya.

[Looney Tunes💫🖤 @Tweeeeeeety17]

Aur batao bachpan me jiske saath ghar-ghar khelte the uske saath ghar basa liya tumne??

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

@PrachiKochhar7 Jaake Thook do uspe 🌚😌

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Kuch bhi bolo par Formal or Ethnic outfits pehnne me ek alag hi confidence aata hai.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Dekho tum bhikari ho wo baat alag hai ki tum paison ke bajaye followers mangte ho; Par ho toh tum bhikari hi.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Sab kehte hai ki suraj ki paheli kirne leni chahiye apne body pe Vitamin D milta hai, par koi ye kyu nhi bata ta ki kpde pahinke lena he ki pura n*nga hoke.🤣

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Shareer me Jinn or gallery me screenshot agar ek baar ghus jaye toh fir nikalna mushkil hota hai.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Ghar basane ki umar me apne hi ghar se dur bhagna chahta hu.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Wo gulal lekar aayegi tum sindhoor lekar jana.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

@hraj34 @nehahuh Bhai hojaye Yara maja miss mat kar Boom karde 🤩🔥🌚😌

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Kabhi khudki ki keemat janni ho toh apna life insurance kara lena pata chal jayega. Tumhare jaane ke baad insurance se jitne paise milege, wohi tumhari keemat hai XD.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Kya fayeda tumpe itna kharcha karke jab tumne apni DP apne kutte ke saath hi lagani hai.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

God : Yaha uppar sabko khali haath aana padhta hai.
Me : Oh god! Ek pani ki bottle bhi nhi chalegi kya.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Holi aa rahi he bro! Wo gulal leke aayegi tum sindoor leke jana...

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Kisi ko itna bhi pyaar naa karo ki pyaar chori hojaye.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Road pe lift mangne par lift mil jana ye bas ladkiyo ke hi naseeb me hota hai.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Placement milne ki umar me logon se replacement mil raha.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

@greatwhite__9 Us Us Us Us 👀🔥

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Bhale meri jesi shakal wale aur bhi hoge par meri jesi kismat nahi hogi 🥲

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

@greatwhite__9 Bachpan me tootta tara dekhna Fact tha Ab toh Myth he 😅 par mene dekha he bhai Falling star

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

Tootta tara se ichha mangne ki ichha bas ek ichha hi reh gayi.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻👽🇮🇳 @theindianalien]

@Tweeeeeeety17 Mene dekha tha jab me 6 7 saal hoga....excitement or ghaee ke chkkar me kuch nhi maang paya 🥲😂