Paul Spock

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

Norm Macdonald with David Spade and Dennis Miller.

Norm says “cock” 13 times in 2 minutes.

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

My new t-shirt is of the legend @the_ironsheik

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

@BrotherMob Same blood type but I have kidney failure too

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

If we were a socialist country we would have the same amount of toilet paper and hand sanitizer

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

Kobe faked his death to get out of making Space Jam 2

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

I put a drink in this muuug @ChipChipperson

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

Like this tweet help a brother out

[David Lew @davidlew]

I got diagnosed w/ incurable stage 4 cancer in 2014. Alive despite the odds given. I’m an A’s fan because of my dad, in 2015 he died two weeks b4 my daughter was born. I bleed green& gold. I’ll take my daughter to the game in his memory. #RootedInOakland

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

@NickJosten @momjeansplease Babies come from a kid who has been paying

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

I'm guys that read comic books didn't have girlfriends years old

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

@kelly_carlin @SiriusXMComedy @chq @NtlComedyCenter Not much to brag about here I'm a struggling comedian..radio personality...and overall popular guy about town all while doing dialysis 3 days a week #tootyourownhorn

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

Since the catholic priest are so busy putting out fires its finally safe for kids to be at a cathedral

[Ice Cube @icecube]

I ain't into trickin, I'm into treatin. #ThatNewFunkadelic music video out now: https://t.co/znVxf1t6fm

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

@kelly_carlin What's an adult?

[Paul Spock @theinfamouspaul]

Reno City Council: Don't Move the Strip Clubs https://t.co/SGfL5cvF0e via @Change

[TR Spriggs @renofamous]

Dexters laboratory is the prequel to rick and morty.

[TR Spriggs @renofamous]

Dudes who post selfies when they are at home are the worst.
So are girls who do that.
Vain people are the worst.