@thesundaysport I started loving the Sunday Sport back when I was at Uni in the early 90s - I must say I love it even more now! Keep up the good work fella - your posts are never not funny ๐
@MyLordBebo I think what this poster is saying is: If a pregnant woman with a white baby stands between a black pregnant woman and a white pregnant man, her baby turns brown.
Bumpy Erect Nipples
Thursday November 21st - 5 days without incident:
I've decided to walk the earth like that guy in Kung-Fu - giving up my old ways and embracing a new era of righteousness. I will be like a budding grasshopper hopping from town to town imparting my great knowledge and helping those in need.
OR Tits?
Tits win.
Ok, so this time it's Nottingham, home of a big forest, Maid Marion and some gay guy with long hair and bad acting skills.
Hanging about next to a newsagent I saw this cracking little blonde buying a copy of Razzle and some Prawn Cocktail crisps - my favourite! So I followed her all the way back to where she was staying which happened to be a nice little apartment.
Found out her name was Laurita - and boy was Laurita sexy! It was like this girl had sexiness in every movement, every breath - reckon she could have farted and it would have come out with elegance
And the nipples; oh the NIPPLES! Every now and again I see a nipple that takes my breath away and this was one of those times. Laurita's nipples were big, bumpy and absolutely begging to be chewed on!
Why take my word for it though - check her out at https://t.co/zK5CZ0sW7i!