System Mastery Jef

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@PsychGuy7 @Gurglespasm Nice! I'm gonna answer this from the twitter I always remember to check, @SystemMastery

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@SystemMastery 1. Doctor Robotnik
2. Sora
3. Scrooge McDuck (just to get the Moon stage and theme in there)
4. Captain N the Game Master

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After the TV segment he gets a door visitor, who he interrupts so he can tell them his fish is imagining Elmo doing or being something. Does this visitor see this imagination? Or does the talking cactus stand there politely while Elmo pretends his fish pretends about Elmo?

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Hi okay so I'm gonna use this thread to discuss the many troubling questions raised by the Elmo's World segment of Sesame Street.

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I'm starting to suspect that the TV in Elmo's house is close-circuit and no one else gets his shows. All the channels feature the same lady rapping about trees or something.

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Elmo will often deliver a question on behalf of his fish to random children, who will then explain things to Dorothy directly. How disappointed are these kid actors that they get to be on Sesame Street but then find out they're just tying shoes near a fish?

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Mr. Noodle occasionally has family visitors, and often they are there when he is not. Are they visiting his spot on the street corner outside Elmo's house?

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Who are the voices that torment Mr. Noodle when Elmo asks him a question? They seem diegetic, but there's no source. Is Mr. Noodle plagued by phantom children? Can Elmo hear them too? Why are they so bossy? Let that clown pretend to be a chicken the way he wants to!

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Why does Elmo has a window that opens into a clown's house? I'm willing to allow that maybe Mr. Noodle is just standing outside Elmo's house all the time, but there's beds and stuff in that terrible clown void, so I think he lives in there.

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Elmo has a drawing of his parents on the wall in his weird crayon house. They both wear glasses and have three legs. We've met Elmo's father in a number of different sketches, he has two legs and no glasses. What did Elmo draw? What is he seeing?

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@Gurglespasm *Quietly stops writing Dr. Beverly Crucian joke.*

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Just spent about six hours with a sock attached via static electricity to my shirt sleeve. I went to Target like this.

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@SystemMastery Oh well shoot Jon, I kept youtubing after you left, so I'm afraid it's David Attenborough's The Great Barrier Reef part 3 of 3 for my special guy.

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Should be posting Expounded Universe tonight! Generally speaking if it's my job to post it it will happen at night now, since that's when I hand off the wee Sage.

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@SystemMastery My fault. If I had just stayed away it would have been good.

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Very much enjoying my read-through of Savage Rifts so far. Love the Burn mechanic on the Juicer framework.

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@clairejvannette @SystemMastery @OneShotRPG Mine only exists so the people that google us to figure out what we look like have an easter egg

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@SystemMastery @gourdcaptain and I'm reading our next book, Shadows of the Empire, and Shadowrun Anarchy right now so it may be a while.

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@SystemMastery well i guess we did just watch a shitty Magneto movie. Then again, I hated every second of that XXX trailer.

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@Mikerkmartin @Theironjef gonna go with a double yes here.