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[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

Did Lane Kiffin leave his dog in Oxford, MS?! Or is the ownership of @JuiceKiffin a lie that got out of hand?

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@TheFoxMatriarch And they change the theme every year with new sets of ornaments! What a waste :(

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Alpha_BravO She is so diabolical there is no telling what she’d do with the empty box

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

My 3-year old niece just uno-reversed my sister about Christmas so hard.

Sister: What do you want for Christmas?

Niece: It’s a surprise.

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@GDOTSON9 Yes she does!

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Leooweb3 Could I walk some of it? I’m a little out of cardio shape

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@fight4frogs Let me teach you how to embrace the guilt and set it on fire. You are the one with kids. They need to come to you. Arrange a Xmas eve brunch for one set at your house and Xmas day dinner at your house for the other. The end.

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@bennyjohnson Where was this fuckin energy for the last TWO YEARS.

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Starcaster1 People ragging on this woman for looking like a 65 year old woman, also ragging on Michael Dell’s wife for her surgical enhancements. Can’t win.

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Bhandafod_

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

I am convinced Republicans/RINOs arranged the murder of Charlie Kirk because they were upset about actually having to follow through without being replaced.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Republican Senators voted to re-elect Senator Thune.

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Realalexclark @spencerpratt Holy shit yes

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@AliceRHamilton You couldn’t waterboard me hard enough to get me to say that shit to a man.

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

Just a reminder we rioted and started a war over a 3% tax on tea but yeah let’s all just grumble about this and go back to scrolling

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

The 🇺🇸 IRS just released the new tax brackets for 2027

Single filers (2026 in parentheses):

10%: $12,800 or less ($12,400)
12%: over $12,800 ($12,400)
22%: over $52,025 ($50,400)
24%: over $109,125 ($105,700)
32%: over $208,325 ($201,775)
35%: over $264,550 ($256,225)
37%: over $661,375 ($640,600)

Married filing jointly (2026 in parentheses):

10%: $25,600 or less ($24,800)
12%: over $25,600 ($24,800)
22%: over $104,050 ($100,800)
24%: over $218,250 ($211,400)
32%: over $416,650 ($403,550)
35%: over $529,100 ($512,450)
37%: over $793,650 ($768,700)

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Elex_Michaelson @nithyavraman Real quick, how did it take over 2 weeks to count the primary votes but only 2 days to figure out the winner here?

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@crogers_htown For the same reason Dems never passed an abortion law when they had all 3 branches - it’s a carrot for voters.

[Smartacus @fivestarmichael]

The solution is to have a Federal government so small it hardly matters who is in charge.

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

The four houses of the election-apocalypse conspiracy:

1. Buys groceries
2. Buys nothing
3. Buys Ammo
4. Buys Toilet Paper

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@Cointelegraph So the 12 people in the U.S. are good. Cool

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

@CryptoC91724819 😆 definitely sounds more ominous than Wizard Window

[Jackie @thejackiedutton]

Is it actually called the “witching hour” because YOU become a witch when everyone is on your last god damn nerve?