Jacob R Hamilton

I'm me. And let's face it, I'm hysterical. @bitchesbesippin

[bennett ✨ @bennettalnwood]

before & after, b*tchez 🧑🏻‍🦰

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

CANCEL ALL STUDENT LOAN DEBT and pay gay people $1000 a month

[Jacob R Hamilton @thejacobrh]

Lol @UnitedAirlines_ “we cancelled your flight, but your ticket has a $0 value, so we’ll have to decide how much to refund you.”

Me: “then why did I pay $220 for it…?”

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Firenados in northern California. Ocean fires in the Gulf of Mexico. Subway waterfalls in New York City. A heat dome in the Northwest melting power cables, killing hundreds and frying marine animals. I have been told that combatting climate change is expensive. Compared to what?

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

GOOD MORNING • I LOVE THIS 🥺

[Jacob R Hamilton @thejacobrh]

@carlymakani @bigbrainbaddie Love you both!!!

[Jacob R Hamilton @thejacobrh]

@babyyb1tch 🖤

[Max - brasil 31.10- 17.11 🇧🇷 @MaxAdonisxxx]

But just like a Ouija board don’t do it at home.

[Max - brasil 31.10- 17.11 🇧🇷 @MaxAdonisxxx]

Attention Bottoms don’t douche for a man if he’s flaked on you twice. Shit all over him and get your revenge. I believe in your power.

[Bill Weir @BillWeirCNN]

Chauvin Attorney: "A stressful situation can affect memory, right?"

Minneapolis EMT "Yes. That's why it's great that we have it on video."

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Transgender rights are human rights — and I’m calling on every American to join me in uplifting the worth and dignity of transgender Americans. Together, we can stamp out discrimination and deliver on our nation’s promise of freedom and equality for all. #TransDayofVisibility

[Jacob R Hamilton @thejacobrh]

Imagine thinking you’re smarter than every other person on the fucking planet, and you’re the only one in on these fucking “secrets” about how the world really works...

#fuckqanon #andmyex

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Just in case no one has told you yet today I want you to know you are a flop

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Cw police violence, ableist violence

You can't reform this. These people have no interest in protecting or serving anyone but themselves.

[Jacob R Hamilton @thejacobrh]

Actual quote from rich kids: “girls are so dumb, you can tell them you’re 6’1” even if you’re 5’8.” They have no concept of height. They’re vertically confused”

Episode 495739 on why I hate rich straight white men.

[Jacob R Hamilton @thejacobrh]

When you get conned into buying a day pass for @AmericanAir #admiralsclub but there’s ZERO amenities. $60 so I can pay for cocktails and food I would have bought in the terminal 🧐

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns