Jade Wilson (she/her)

25 😎 | I like Farm/life sims 🐷| I typically play as Juliette or TomboyZelda| I write sci-fi/fantasy novels| bi 🏳️‍🌈| Violet’s Momma 💜💚

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

I held off modding my stardew because I just loved the original so much, but I have to say the stardew valley expanded mod is more than I could have hoped for ❤️

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Turned 25 and got diagnosed with vertigo in the same month. This is it, my body is deteriorating 🙃

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Just want to apologize to anyone who was around me this time last year. I was 30 weeks pregnant, in the middle of busy season and having Dr. appointments every week. I probably wasn’t okay. 😅

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

I know why mom buns are a thing now that my 8mo has ripped half my hair out 😅

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

As a kid, I never understood why it seemed like adults planned things so far in advance. Now that I’m an adult with a baby I understand how fast time can get away from you. It feels like yesterday I brought my little bug home from the hospital, and suddenly she’s 6-months-old 🥹

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Violet does really well holding her own bottle usually. Except this morning. I handed it to her like I usually do and she proceeded to dump a mouthful of milk into her right eye. Babies man.

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

As a writer I have this intense urge to write a really solid female anti-hero character with great depth and character arc. I haven’t started yet but the stuff in my head is stellar.

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Is your baby even really a baby if they don’t keep you awake at 2:30am on a Tuesday morning when they usually sleep all night no problem? According to Violet we never feed her, ever (except that bottle every 3 hours throughout the day, that doesn’t count)

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

@volclare My favorite is the one that turns your grandpa into squidward choking on a fork 😅😂

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

The baby on board sign isn’t to protect my baby, it’s to protect you from my baby. She’s mean and has sharp fingers nails.

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Every hard day is worth it when I cuddle my sleeping baby and she wakes up slightly, smiles when she sees me, then falls back asleep. Like how do I deserve this perfect little human? 🥺🥺🥺

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

We could show Violet new tv shows, and we do, but she really likes Elmo’s world right now

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

What if I just start forwarding all the spam email my dad’s been directing to my inbox for years back to him? I wouldn’t usually be upset but I get 10-20 emails a day with his name on it 😐

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

I had my first feeling of “if you wake this baby I will end you” this morning. Poor girl has been teething and was up every 30minutes-an hour last night. My husband woke up and stretched very loudly this morning while she was sleeping and I have never shushed someone harder. 😂

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Zoey is going to state! So proud of you, sis! ❤️💛

[Lady Grizzlies Wrestling @LabetteW]

3 Lady Grizzlies punched their ticket to the state tournament tonight….
Shaelyn Nibarger-4th
Zoey Davis-3rd
Emma Whittley-1st PLACE!! Regional Champ!!!

[Lady Grizzlies Wrestling @LabetteW]

Lady Grizzlies are the overall champs at the Fredonia Invitational!!! REPEAT FROM LAST YEAR!!

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

In case no one has told you, you can get pelvic floor therapy after birth so you don’t have to pee when you sneeze for the rest of your life. I always just thought women lived like that after kids. But you don’t have to. Do the PT.

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Everyone talks about lack of sleep, but no one talks about sobbing on the couch at 2am because you just love your baby so much it feels like your heart may explode 🥺

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

I’ve had a lot of things I would have called my favorite at different points of my life, but my baby smiling and giggling in her sleep tops every single one 💜🥺

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Mom anxiety is a whole new anxiety 🥺🥲

[Jade Wilson (she/her) @thejade_wilson]

Never knew I could ruin someone’s day by making sure they were clean and dressed until I had a newborn 😂