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[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

Big demo, London

#standuptoracism

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Epstein files

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

That was ‘I hate Manchester anyway’ by Matt Goodwin and the White Supremes, from his Bitter Loser album.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Pingu?"

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

SOLEMN (Palindrome)

I sat, solemn.
I saw time open one poem.
It was in me, lost as I.

[NewsThump @newsthump]

NEWS! 'He shouldn’t have been bearing arms' says country obsessed with right to bear arms https://t.co/LT3i395MZD

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve_news. We’re trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.

Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏

[Callum Robinson @CallumGRobinson]

Something wonderful swimming out of the elm.
My father's first otter carving of the new year, smiling on a Saturday!

David Robinson, Scottish Elm, 2026

#handmade #otterman #woodcarving #otters

[PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧 @prideukorg]

❤️🏳️‍⚧���

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

Like this post if you are appalled at Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (AKA Little Tommy Robinson) pleading with Trump to invade Britain and overthrow our democratically elected government.
Repost if you would be happy if he was arrested for treason.

[John Cosgrove @johncosgrove405]

I am now completely fed up with seeing nonsense posts like this pretending there is a movement in our country trying to stop people celebrating Christmas. It isn't true. It's made up to try and stir racial hatred. Please can people just stop being so childish?

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Merry Christmas from ██████████████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸

[James Treadwell @James_Treadwell]

Please everyone help. I am trying to do a Christmas miracle and make someone happy. Yesterday (21/12/25) in @Bullring we found this lost platinum wedding band. It is name and date engraved, and has more detail. I want to reunite it with its rightful owner. Retweets might help.

[Tony Fyler @FylerWrites]

Fitting that Dogma has been newly re-released, including on digital for the first time, the same week the President of the United States proves once again that he is in fact the Golgothan shit-demon.