Nurse Jaypee

TV | Nurse | Actor | Host | Entrepreneur. Fan Page: @jaypeestans

[Nurse Jaypee @thejaypee_]

The Nurse Jaypee Blood Drive 1.0 was a resounding success! God Did!

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

World Health Organization??????

[` @ymmayerr]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[Nurse Jaypee @thejaypee_]

@1i_riz Thank you ML🤍

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

If you’re in Lagos please do this for me and you can as well donate to the account details on the gfx god bless 🙏❤️

[Nurse Jaypee @thejaypee_]

Seeeee😭😭😭
I’m a Christian who doesn’t bother to celebrate Christmas, but EID??!! I Haven’t missed a year in at least 10 years now.

[Adeolu needs to catch a break. @_deoluwaa]

Na @thejaypee_ enjoy this Eid pass.
Omolomo

[Derinsola @aderinsolaoluwa]

I wonder why you’re so eager to dominate your woman. They didn’t give you class captain in school?

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

You cannot rehabilitate someone who beheàded another human being!

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

The irritating thing about the female orgasm is most of the time, it requires concentration. One mistake and you're back to square one

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen”

But you want a female doctor to examine your wife?

[Jesi @jesidamina]

Please remember that your body in its natural state is not “un”-anything. It’s presentable and good.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I am part of the 1% population that can't use a pen without it's cover.

It doesn’t feel right

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Big on having sex with 1 person. Idc if it takes us 4 weeks to fvck again,imma wait the whole 4 fucking weeks

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

9 out of 10 times you actually don’t need that sprite or 7up or coke or Fanta

You just need very cold water.

I promise

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

women who choose not to have children face more outrage than men who abandon the children they already have.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally, and I'm not going to argue about that.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

I see no reason why you should reunite with your dad after you were raised singlehandedly by your mom. I personally can't even attend that mfs burial.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

One of the most loser behaviors a man can ever exhibit is lying about having sex with a woman he never slept with.
Not only is it bottom-barrel, it makes you a complete fóol.

[delonix regia @abasimaenyinn]

Nigeria makes my job as a novelist incredibly difficult because it is always seven steps ahead of my imagination and so immune to satire, irony, or farce by the sheer ridiculousness of its inventions.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

i believe we all discovered masturbation before sex for a reason