Jesus

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

[Jesus @thejazzcat]

El Vaquero de Spring Branch and the Craftiest Hands in the South live in concert for @FrontierFiesta! @officialnoethos @kognitobeatz

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

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[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate

[Josef @Slither2006]

I think about this bit every day

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Icy @whereicy]

There’s people being Mexican who ain’t ever been Mexican before

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Jason Williams @jasoneg33]

Dana White when he sees Daniel Cormier

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I’m about to make millions

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: Youth sports is now costing parents as much as $25,000 a year.

Private equity and corporations are turning a childhood pastime into something only the wealthy can afford.

Youth sports has become a $40 billion industry, and the steep costs are crushing American families.

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

This would be easy asf to print

[43% turnt 🇩🇴 @j0sewtf]

new pack alert reaction unlocked gonna save this for when big yahoo goes

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[AlexTopsAll2 @AlexTopsAll2]

90% ads 10% wrestling https://t.co/S2RaekXbGE

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

What do i even say