Jesse Wright

Living better by ignoring more.

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@M_David_Osborne @BecomingCritter Faith in banks? Who needs that! Not me. I have a shoebox filled with gold dust. lol.

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@mrjorschusa @joshuarolson Those pink hats are coming out bigly.

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@agraybee I, too, am worried by the overwhelming success of trans athletes at every level of sport. Breaking records and kicking ass—this must stop.

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@educator4ever36 Those kids have glaucoma, probably.

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@north0fnorth I’m a baby chef. I can make a mean baby sandwich.

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@chainz_drew @daveanthony Listen to operation wetback.

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@AGoldmund That podcast? The Beatles.

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@nicolesantini07 @chicagobars Nobody should serve in the military, either.

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@ItsJustMe44 @BadLegalTakes The police only ever look into illegal things.

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@Polit_eurOpines @TetrisPrince @BadLegalTakes That’s why people convicted of pedophilia can basically just live anywhere. The housing market is their oyster, famously.

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@CarmanTse This is true. McDonald’s coffee is maybe the best quick, cheap coffee out there.

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

I cannot stress enough you are no longer living in the same kind of country that you have been for your whole life up to now. america will probably be unrecognizable in four years. if you’ve ever wondered how you would act in 1939 Germany, prepare to find out.

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@dearaunty @AGoldmund Dude out her paying for a free app. lol

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@WestLoopTom She wanted you to hear something probably.

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@Timebird84 He thinks it’s made out of an ancient Japanese theater type. But it’s probably plastic.

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@Nxpoleon1683 @AFpost Not if they fly like that it doesn’t.

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@dieworkwear @Harvard2H Jesus Christ. That guy didn’t need a watch. But he did need a calendar.

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@100YearsAgoLive Ostriches can eat barbed wire? Kind of more impressive, puppy. Sorry.

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@stukkie92 @ModestTeacher I bet you didn’t get any rewards. SAD.