Jack McWilliams

Pale and tragic

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

THE LONELIEST TIME 💌 Oct 21. I’m quite fascinated by loneliness. It can be really beautiful when you turn it over and look at it. Just like love, it can cause some extreme human reactions.

Preorder now. 💖🖤🌛🍇

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[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

I think the most infuriating thing to me right now is that we had an unprecedented leak that told us this was coming, and the messaging from every Democratic leader is as if they’re hearing of this for the first time. Not even the illusion of a plan or direction beyond “vote.”

[Murphy @murphyatwell]

“There is more of gravy than grave about you” is both a sick Dickinsonian burn and also an accurate description of me at the holidays

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

The absolute chokehold that this woman continues to have on my life

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

Can’t believe this is my life, smiling through it all

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

Tipsy in the air and space museum if 10 year old me could see me now

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

Thank god #DuneMovie is finally out so I can tweet this: the whole planet of Arrakis is a pretty spicy meatball

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

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[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

It pains me to no end to admit this, but my greatest rival in life @RobbieGreenspan has added his name to the great pantheon of self-published ebook authors with The Upside of Being Dumb, and unfortunately it’s pretty great. You really should give it a read if you get the chance

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

@r_flynn_ Thirty flirty and thriving ❤️

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

Well yes in hindsight I did not beat the coronavirus but to be fair maybe more than five of you should’ve liked this Good Tweet

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

Just watched the final medley from Pitch Perfect and single handedly beat coronavirus don’t worry everyone it’s all over you can come out now

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

@r_flynn_ @khyllis Don’t listen to him that tattoo would rule

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

@BarrancoChris @TheAthletic “Jeter is wildly overrated” -The Athletic -Chris Barranco

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

@NeilZell So you admit you get the calls!! Stop sending me to voicemail you know I forget which ply works best for my specific needs

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Deal Alert: The Federal Government Is Cutting You A $1,400 Stimulus Check That You Can, And Should, Spend Exclusively On 93 Copies Of ‘Stardew Valley’ https://t.co/RuRZN4XWIK

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

Was on a work call this afternoon that used cameras for the first time in a year, and nobody told me I looked cute? So what’s even the point

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

this is so cool @CreekmoreNate
https://t.co/Sd58vdmSRI

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

@Like_Mike8 The man hasn’t played a game with AD since Valentine’s Day and now he gets to play with Steph, Dame, and Giannis for a night? Man I’d be downing Bordeaux in the tunnel too if I were him