Robbie Greenspan

UMD Alum ‘18; @merrillcollege Covering Big Ten for Women’s Hoops World. Nothing makes me laugh more than the Geico lizard, I love Gandalf, he’s a real chill-

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

𝗪𝗘'𝗥𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 😍

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@NewsTerp @dctello @catscott25 @katbrzoz29 @teresajohnsn @JulieDepenbrock @brianmarron398 @kevbrown89 Oh my god she’s such a star, it’s time the world knows

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

Hey team, I wrote an e-book. It was super fun to work on, and let me work with some incredibly talented friends. It's pay what you want, so please feel free to pay $0. Anyone reading my writing is wild to me, but I think you'll really enjoy it.
https://t.co/2nfOcJ2Qxg

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

Absolutely crazy that the O’s are winning the World Series this year #roadto59-1

[Jack McWilliams @thejmac95]

@SheaSerrano I actually wrote my honors thesis in college about To Pimp a Butterfly! I think it’s way over that word limit but as a (mostly former) aspiring writer I’d be so happy to work on editing it down for more people to read and get into, I can’t even imagine charging for it tbh

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@i_Eat_Chipotle Thanks man! It was fun going back through some of those rosters, a lot of names I had forgotten

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

I finished my look back through the Orioles with an era that featured both a team that set a 13 year record for largest margin for the division title and a team that won the fewest games in 15 years. The Orioles, where impossible is normal.
https://t.co/Oe5OVXDkzb

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

Part two of the series, this time featuring Brad Bergesen, pies and maybe the Orioles best starting pitcher of the last 20 years?
https://t.co/CyqitEN9p0

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

In lieu of watching actual baseball, I went back and looked at the top three Orioles each year since 2001. Cons: it’s gets ugly. Pros: remember Tony Batista?
https://t.co/1RQBu8YuJC

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@MalloryRubin you mentioned how much you miss the Orioles, well this is a reminder of a simpler time when our best player looked like he didn’t know where the plate was and the top story was about our third baseman having wayyyy too many kids

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

Crying to the WNBA draft isn’t how I expected to spend my Friday night but here we are

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

With no live sports on in America, I turned to Australian sports for my fix. For two days, they provided the big four sports emotions: confusion, excitement, investment and inevitably, devastation.
https://t.co/p8ma9vqScq

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

Goodbye AFL, it was an unbelievable two days we had together

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@BASED_GOSH Absolutely. Got like 10 of my buddies all FaceTiming each other and watching the Lions vs. Hawks

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@BASED_GOSH I’m beyond devastated

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@Reegs79 Just devastated

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

Pleaseeeee do not talk to me while the Australian Football League is on, it is literally all I have in life now

[Damian Barrett @barrettdamian]

Clubs have just been told the 2020 AFL season has been postponed

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE HAVING AN EMEGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE AT HALFTIME

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@LachieEverett @tyson_whelan @HawthornFC Okay cool that makes sense. Are there ever any fights?

[Robbie Greenspan @RobbieGreenspan]

@LachieEverett @tyson_whelan @HawthornFC Okay so I still don’t understand all the fouls, how many games will I need to watch before all the whistles and stoppages make sense?