John

Over indulged Trivia Host from Dallas looking for a place to hang his hat. Are YOU that hat? Come play my trivia on Twitch, LINK in bio!

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It's as if the detectives just finished looking over the body and after saying "Looks like a suicide to me..." a voice to their left said "Not quite..."

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Not even halfway through 'NonOther Choice' and now clearly understand the rage over it being snubbed at the Oscars.
#oscars

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IT HAPPENED. Rod Stewart announces 'It Had to be You' Rod's Version

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To all my teacher friends of 3rd grade and below who had to squat for pictures at awards ceremonies: R.I.P. to your legs and glutes you're all in my thoughts. 😔✊

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For something that's called 'Mouth Tape' there are way too many of you that won't shut up about it.

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Walz with social Media Team:

"So when you're called "Father" on the trail after they call Kamala "Mother," do NOT correct them. Just smile and say "Slay."

Walz: "Like Santa?"

"Scratch that. Just say "No Cap" CAN SOMEONE QUEUE UP THE CHARLIE XCX ALBUM PLEASE?
#KamalaHarris2024

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I would be a big help, @melindasfoods if you can start paying my employee, Tyler as he spends most of his day CONSTANTLY talking about how much he loves your hot sauce. #itsaproblem #gettoworkplease #freeadvertising

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Did @Drake cover 'Hey There Delilah' cause he thought the band was named 'Plain White Teens?'

#drake #bbldrizzy

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LAW AND ORDER

#felonTrump

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Regardless of what generation you're from I really don't think there is a warmer blanket than the song "I Melt With You" by modern English.

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"And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive
The smallest man who ever lived..."

#tpt @taylorswift13 @nthonyCarmen #TaylorSwift #torturedpoetsdepartment

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If the Prosecutor doesn't close his argument to the court with "In closing your honor, we believe without a reasonable doubt that the accused P. Did it" then what are we even doing here?

#pdiddy #puffdaddy

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The movie Labyrinth is back in theaters today and tomorrow, and it's exciting to know a whole new generation of kids can also experience the trauma of David Bowie's lack of a cod piece on the big screen. #JusticeForHoggle

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@katefeetie In squeaky baby carrot voice: "Would a baby ride the SUBWAY?"

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Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) has passed away.

Naturally this means she will still run for re-election for 2024.

#DianneFeinstein #RIP

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I have a feeling Cruella De Ville moved into our neighborhood...

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Is the new Paw Patrol movie getting a 90mm IMAX release or was Nicole Kidman lying to us about finding magic at the movies?

#pawpatrol #AMC #nicolekidman

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On a 1st date? Play "I Need a Hero" from Bonnie Tyler on your phone. Ask what movie it's from.

If she says "Footloose" She's older than she says. If she says Shrek 2, she's younger than she says.

If she says "Okay, here's Anti-Hero on Spotify," she's Alexa.

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NEWS: Men showing an increase in toxic masculinity due to bad faith influences

ME: (Practically sobbing after reading headline: "T-Rex Statue featured in Pee Wee's Big Adventure dressed in Grey Suit, Red Bowtie in Tribute")

#PeeWeeHerman

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Curious, @JamesGunn if you can share any alternate songs you tried to use for scenes in #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3 or any of your films that it pained you to change, but it just didn't fit the way you thought it did on page?

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How can anyone enjoy Star Wars Day when we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us?!

Everyday? I worry all day.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay