Johnny9

Connoisseur of fine memes and average bourbon.
“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Ben Franklin.

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@RealMattCouch Can confirm.

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@burnyhank @SDogoode1776 @LibertyCappy same

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@nypost I know there's like a 99.99999% chance this will never happen to me, but I went ahead and made it 100% by staying off roller coasters.

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@DefiantLs Sounds like a win/win to me...

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@inthe307 @HardPass4 I'm far from an authority on this subject, but I've heard it's basically indistinguishable if you look at the tip of the nose instead.

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@HardPass4 I taught my 3 girls the very same thing when they were little. Fun note, the smallest one has the strongest grip.
P.S. Happy Birthday to two of them today 😀

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Just did the conversions to make 15 lbs. of goose jerky for an event using @HardPass4 marinade recipe with a bit of it extra spicy. Getting started on it tomorrow. Hope my math is better than it was in high school. Everyone loves the HP4 jerky, thank you sir!

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@HardPass4 Playoff hockey (ice hockey in general) > any other sport on tv and in person. Don't even need to pick a team, just enjoy the speed and the action. The more you watch, the easier it becomes to follow and understand.

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@BudLightSadness Oof, fire ant? Got a mosquito bite on my no-no while relieving myself in the woods once. Didn't think it could get much worse. I think I stand corrected...

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@mikeroweworks @YouTube Love all the things you do and have done Mike, but coffee with mom is my favorite. Mrs. Rowe is an absolute gem. I'd also love if you'd be more active on the Twitter, I despise faceb**k and avoid it at all costs. Looking forward to hearing the Kirby story in full.

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@creathir @txsalth2o My thoughts exactly.

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@LibertyCappy Going with the microphone. Could really use a backup.

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Thomas Jefferson would agree. 👌

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@HardPass4 Wow it's like you have surveillance cameras in my house...

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@LibertyCappy shhh don't tell them... I'd do it for free...

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@nypost In other irrelevant news that nobody cares about, I had leftover pizza for lunch today.

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@jatala22 @catturd2 W

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@MancowMuller Wait. Illinois has a Republican party?

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@JDVanceNewsX every. single. one.

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@mask_bastard I refuse to respond to this meme until you correct "Illinois deep dish" to "Chicago thin crust".