John Roman™

I like to order sushi like a boss

[John Roman™ @thejohnroman]

Thinking about joining an a cappella group if anyone knows a good one.

[John Roman™ @thejohnroman]

There’s no frozen without tangled. I don’t care what anyone says.

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@rmurph318 Sup

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Sometimes I’m upset I took such a hard stance on pickleball because it does actually look like fun.

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The North Sea 👏 is 👏 having 👏 a 👏moment 👏 slay queen

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I used to be a window boy but after meeting my wife I’m a Aisle Man

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All I’m saying is there’s no Justin Bieber without Aaron Carter

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RIP Jesus

[The Santa Clause @SantaClause1994]

Oh, there's a problem right there: three car pile-up. I'm really gonna be late.

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@rmurph318 Maybe if you stoppped brushing your #teeth 4x a day, am I right @90sNorCalDude ?

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@rmurph318 Bummer

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Are Thursdays still the new Fridays?

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Don’t forget to smash that retweet

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@rmurph318 @Thrice @rileybreck Good quesh!

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Just got this cute Patagonia jacket! If you haven’t heard of this company yet I highly recommended them!

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@chrisnmedia 80% of the time it works every time

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Why are there raisins in carrot cake?

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I wish the world was in a place where we could keep the “send read” feature on, alas we are not.

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@Heres_The_D I get my textin’ done while I’m driving! 🤳🚗