Josh Long

Here lies Josh...and why not?

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

My apologies to the good citizens of Ashtabula, OH. https://t.co/qTjG3dQRMF

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

@railoftomorrow Can confirm.

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

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[Galarian Borowczyk @sohamncheese]

How many of the #NYFF Opening Night films have you seen? I've seen 19 of them.

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

Happy belated birthday to Bob Dylan!

https://t.co/qTjG3dzOKF

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Please don’t even look this way, because the sense of someone’s gaze on me while performing the simplest of tasks makes me feel like I’m operating my limbs in a tower that is hundreds of miles away from my body."
https://t.co/XWLBDPcOv4

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

@railoftomorrow Truth.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

In 2049, I plan to direct 78-year-old Jon Hamm in the two-hour TV special "Mad Men Returns" where Don Draper ends his advertising career in 2004 by pitching the Quiznos spongemonkeys ad

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

Testing out whether it’s easier to get someone to read your screenplay, or to get them to read a humor piece about a screenplay. I have a working hypothesis.

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

7 Things You Should Understand Before Reading My New Screenplay by Thejoshlong

https://t.co/D0JmGYLtsr

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

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[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Our first Best New Music of 2023 https://t.co/F3KCZtUPZd

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year

[TZE CHUN @thetzechun]

One of the craziest things going from indie film to TV was watching our production designer order a $68 plate of truffle pasta on a location scout and nobody batting an eye when on an indie film lunch was sometimes just a garbage bag of loose bagels left on the ground

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

For your consideration re: 2023 travel plans

[Points in Case @PointsinCase]

- A dairy farm (allergic to cows)
- Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s) (by @thejoshlong) https://t.co/S8g72Wt100

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

@KyleDAnderson How did it go

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

Big news, found out Gumby is based on a real person - https://t.co/oMCVlhc3OK

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

Gumby thread
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[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

I have absolutely no idea what his job was, but I’m gonna take a blind guess and say piano mover

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

12:32pm: Follow me on Blempus. This looks like it's going to be the one folks. We're going to Blempus
12:34pm: It appears that Blempus uses your phone app to dial 911 if you attempt to upload a profile photo

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

Hope someone’s checking on this guy tonight

[Josh Long @thejoshlong]

Hope I look this good when I’m 290