JP Houston

Writer, singer, host of syndicated Public Radio variety show American Parlor Songbook

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

@ScottAdamsSays @scottadamssays The fault in your observation is that you believe there is a unified or even majority opinion in any party about anything.

[letsgototheex @LetsGoToTheEX]

Take a nostalgic trip to The Ex 🎡 with acclaimed storyteller and songwriter JP Houston! Join us for this EXciting virtual event as JP shares an entertaining personal tale featuring amazing clips from the CNE's film archive. 🎥 Click here to tune in now! https://t.co/gRwvJxWCc4

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

@TheBillyWest Shoot, so not those two cues. Perhaps WXYZ has it collecting dust in a broom closet at the station.

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

@TheBillyWest Did you ever find those cues from Shock Theater? It appears they were retitled "The Old Ghoul Walks" (Dark of the Moon) and "Mac Calls Paula" (Hypertension) on some Plan 9 soundtrack releases. If you can't find, I can send...

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

@elonmusk I would like to audition for possession of Gene Wilder's house.

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

Featuring! Actor @billchott (Dana Carvey Show, This is Us)!
Magician @ErikTait (Penn & Teller Fool Us)!
Cryptozoologist Emil Konk!
Folk legend Art Podell (Art & Paul, New Christie Minstrels)! Australian acoustic duo @jordielanemusic @clarereynolds !

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

Tonight! Live from my Mother in Law’s basement in Northern Michigan! It’s “The American Parlor” on Facebook live! (Link in the description)
Guest comedians, musicians and more! Tune in tonight, Thursday, March 26 at 10pmEST/7pmPST
Watch it all fall apart live! #AmericanParlor

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

After binge listening every
@thedickcavett @RealGilbertACP appearance, it's clear that (anagram incoming) Richard Cavett Carried Chat TV

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

Our musical essay on advertising with comedy writer Steve Young, folkster Art Podell, and Austin songwriter Dany Schmidt https://t.co/ajJOcopW1h

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WEXIT (World Exit)

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

Tim Kaine for Gerald Ford 2016!

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

@realgilbertacp The black exorcist = Abby (1974) https://t.co/BvW7d9wt4x

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

@kayzpen Yup, it was your show stopping rendition of Ice Ice Baby!

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

What appeared over Edison's head when he invented the light bulb?

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

A hippy's internal conflict: Sell grilled cheese at Phish concerts, or grilled fish at String Cheese concerts.

[Harry Shearer @theharryshearer]

#VirtualAssignmentDesk Reporters' job now is to ask every Dem Superdelegate: "Are you comfortable with 'extremely careless'"?

[Zach Sherwin @zachsherwin]

My July 4th tradition is to remind us all that this red white and blue "Cinerama" sign anagrams to "American."

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

Conspiracy theory: Bernie Sanders is actually 2 dwarfs in a giant suit.

[Steven Benaquist @stevebenaquist]

Cruz Wins Wisconsin in Blow to Trump - or as Trump puts it, "Trump Receives Blow From Cruz" #election2016 #Wisconsin #Cruz #Trump

[JP Houston @thejphouston]

Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson is Bjorked.