goose

Lazy, fat, survivor, professional bullshitter, sarcasm connoisseur & a proud member of the #QuizzieRascals 2k13 something or other...

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Ed Sheeran performed a private gig for the England team, making the players appreciate just how lucky Jordan Henderson was to leave the squad early

[goose @theJuanGoose]

@JCaporoso If Reese goes first, what do we do

[Austin McNamara @aust_31]

Please retweet to help get us to the #ProBowlVote These guys have been dominating all year long, we appreciate all the support!

Nick Folk #ProBowlVote
Thomas Hennessy #ProBowlVote
Isaiah Williams #ProBowlVote
Qwan’tez Stiggers #ProBowlVote
Austin McNamara #ProBowlVote

[goose @theJuanGoose]

@maxrushden @marklangdon What's marks xmas veg plan?

[goose @theJuanGoose]

@Jason_OTC Feels like every week

[goose @theJuanGoose]

@maxrushden Does baz know who Jordan Henderson plays for,? I didnt

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I don’t know why and it’s simply not rational but those electric salt and pepper mills make me really angry, like you know when a dog hates something for no reason and barks every time they see it, that’s how I feel about them

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

If you want to go viral say something like ‘anyone know a pub where they’re showing the trump vs musk twitter fight’ or words to that effect. People will lap it up. They love that kind of stuff. Tip from an old pro 😉🤫

[JT 🏆 @DaRealDonreal]

Just thought about it and Arteta is the type of guy to hide a zombie bite from the group

[B. @InvertTheWing]

90 minutes away from the coldest quote in the entirety of sports history.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

omg that girl can do anything

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Man with slick hair, "I find it quite disgusting how we're talking about human beings who are genuinely.. And it's not illegal to claim asylum in a foreign country"

"Saying they're illegal immigrants.. They're asylum seekers and refugees" #BBCQT

"Illegal immigrants tend to be people who come here legally and overstay a visa, or an application. That's the majority of illegal immigrants"

"We know other countries take on a lot more refugees than we ever do"

"Calling these people: the invaders"

"Or dehumanising them so we can point a finger at them saying: you're the reason we have a housing shortage.. But we've only built 250,000 council houses since Thatcher came into power.. Before that we built 5 million"

"Why do people claim that immigrants are the problem when it's recent governments that are the problem"

[Jack Supple @JTSupple]

QPR have won their first 4 league games in a single calendar year for the first time since 2014.

🔵#QPR⚪️

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

this might be the best tweet of all time

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

As we enter this festive period, let us not forget those we lost along the way.

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

But why was there actually no room at the inn? Nazareth half marathon?

[Zoo krueger @Zookrueger]

Life of a New york #Jets fan