jules vern

putting the fun in dysfunctional • she/her/hers

[jules vern @thejuliafields]

Hey sorry I’m late, Starbucks had a short line and I thought I could pull it off

[jules vern @thejuliafields]

And a quick reminder - there is no such thing as an “illegal” person on stolen land

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

To all the Latinos who voted for Trump-

The mass deportations have begun,

When your undocumented Grandmother and Grandfather get deported,

When your undocumented parents and siblings get deported,

When your undocumented friends get deported,

Just remember -

You voted to have them deported.

[brooke @conradfshr]

“trump has signed an executive order to-

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

To be clear, you're calling for a New Jersey-born bishop to be deported because you don't like that she exercised her First Amendment right by delivering a sermon in accordance with her faith imploring Trump to show empathy to people?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly if your response to listening to a bishop beg for mercy for frightened marginalized people is getting angry, you are an evil person

[Chris Kavanagh @C_Kavanagh]

Found this in Reddit seems like it might be useful for some people.

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

if u need me this is where I’ll be

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

12/20 work expectations vs. 12/20 work reality

[Rawaa Augé روعة أوجيه @Rawaak]

In case, you need to picture it..

[Aiah Samba @Dualityman81]

I can’t and I won’t ever forgive this.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Swifties talking football after researching the NFL for the last 72 hours

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2023: $248,800,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2023: $160,900,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2023: $105,200,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Dawn @_dawnmontgomery]

And I’m gonna say this ONCE… y’all get up off of Sandra Bullock & Tim McGraw. They’re movie stars & played roles. They’re not the actual people that stole money from Michael Oher.
Direct all of that energy towards these Ole Miss alums… Sean & Leigh Anne Tuohy

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the cast of 'Hairspray' had the eviction notice delivered the day they filmed this sequence because of how hard they went on it https://t.co/3bTNHaAjrw

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[jules vern @thejuliafields]

having a crush is the worst bc like what do you mean your messages are set to “deliver quietly” like i miss you, deliver my message LOUD 🥺

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Silicon Valley billionaires: Take one liberal arts class. One. Any single one. I am begging you.

[trader hoes🇵🇸✨ @beccalonarose]

this barbie is freaking stoked for the #Barbie  movie

[James Rogers III @jamesearl23]

Disney+ removed both seasons of a show I’d staffed on from the platform, ensuring that I’ll never make another dollar in residuals from it, or be able to watch it again.

Mind you, the show gave them 11 Emmy Noms last year.

What’s “realistic” about that?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro