Kiara J. McKenzie

UTSC English | Indie Author | Central Line (2020) available on Amazon | she/her

[Didiiiiiiii @Didiiiiiiiiii_]

The shape of my blanket at 3am when I try to find the long side :

[໊ @user0000O0]

having anxiety is so stupid. why am i scared the automatic door at walmart won’t open

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Nobody:
Drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL”

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

every time I write an email I think: “you need to be professional. no smiley faces. no exclamation points. use big, smart words. you are so so brave” and then I’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP named Mike that’s like, “thx. have a gr8 wknd!
Get Outlook for iOS”

[ryan 🎧 @trackfiveguy]

all I know is this could either break my bank account or bring me back to life

[Sagittarius Groove🖤🪩 @SagittariGroove]

why they give me these big onion slices, my burger look like Steve Harvey😭

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

“aliens exist we have proof”

everybody dealing with inflation, climate change, severe debt, depression, a housing crisis, long covid:

[ً @prttymavi]

not gonna lie, it really warms my heart when someone show me concern. i love it when they think of me and check if i am doing fine. it's just a small gesture of them but it touches my heart deeply.

[Kiara J. McKenzie @thekiarajade]

@elonmusk 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Stardew is 20% off on Steam for a week, and during this time 100% of revenue will go to help protect whales, dolphins, belugas, and other aquatic mammals through WDC @whalesorg . Pictured is a beluga whale,

[Kiara J. McKenzie @thekiarajade]

what a king

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

📷| Gordon Ramsey is at tonight's show!

[Kiara J. McKenzie @thekiarajade]

@lilsimsie @TheSimsDirect of all the bugs in the game of course they chose to fix the one everyone was fine with 🙃🙃

[trash jones @jzux]

i love the phrase “with all due respect” because the amount of respect due is very often zero

[Kiara J. McKenzie @thekiarajade]

@lilsimsie not me having a breakdown mere minutes ago for the same reason 💀

[Kiara J. McKenzie @thekiarajade]

@njmckenzie @MapleLeafs This aged well LOL

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

when i’m home & when i’m out

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution

[🌸🌼 ђєƈคȶє 🌼🌸 @FeministHellcat]

Ford’s ‘men only’ car commercial but wait for it….it gets better.