The Killustrator

Maker, artist, software developer, former roller derbyist. She/her. Costume commissions closed, painting commissions open. @[email protected]

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This is worse than the Google Maps cupcake debacle.

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@googlecalendar y'all really need to revisit what a "significant date" might mean.

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@googlecalendar y'all really need to revisit what a "significant date" might mean.

[Sub-Radio @subradioband]

send this to your Pride +1. definitely do NOT send this to @RonDeSantis

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Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: The Fugitive is a St. Patrick's Day movie

https://t.co/DL5A4O8vXI

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

This saga embodies the sentiment of “the softest paw can be a claw”

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@beep_boopD2 tanooki mario. jfc, i really am a furry.

[Lauren Bans @LaurenBans]

pretty fucked up that by the time you reach 40 there are basically only like five people on the planet who really understand you and they probably live in a different city

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@nkjemisin i've been waiting forever for this! can't wait to see it!

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Mari Lwyd is back again! This painting is available for purchase, DM for price.

I started this painting last year, but wasn't happy with parts of it and decided to rework it. (Scroll back through my posts for the "before".)

Acrylic on Masonite, 18" x … https://t.co/6vjLwiSE6E

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In light of the impending demise of twitter, I'll be transitioning to just texting my husband my funny thoughts and witty observations directly.

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I know I said I've been trying to get out of the mascot business, but I had to make it. Meet The Guardian, a.k.a. Gordon. 🗿⚾

Cleveland baseball finally has a real opportunity for a distinctive mascot with ties to the city, instead of a generic Muppe… https://t.co/6KlYXRBV7u

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The pervasive whine of thousands of midges flying overhead really adds to the sense of existential dread inherent to Ohio this time of year.

[. @CarolinesFarts]

But I’m an Ohio interesting

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nothing says overthinking like editing a text message so many times you accidentally leave a few words from a deleted version and hit send only to realize the final message makes you sound utterly nonsensical. great job everyone, A+ work.

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brb, drafting the stats for our campaign's new magic item, Lizzo's Crystal Flute

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"I wish you were as accurate & as much to be relied on, as I am myself. You in reality *add* to my trouble not infrequently; and there is at any rate always the anxiety of *doubting* if you will not get me into a scrape; even when you don't."

[Nina Beguš @ninabegus]

Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, begging her collaborator Charles Babbage, the inventor of the first general computer, not to mess with her math

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I should get a raise every time I stifle a "that's what she said" at work.

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Photo dump from our stay at the PBR motel. We booked a last minute trip up to Traverse City, MI, to see Pabst: The Place. Reader, believe me when I say it was EVERYTHING we hoped for.

1-4: The Arcade room, the room we stayed in. Beers in the claw machin… https://t.co/qeG5Gnbiot