John Schultz

Software tester, dad, Libertarian, hockey fan, and all-around knob.

[John Schultz @theknobboy]

@Buccigross Staal / Barbashev #bucciovertimechallenge

[John Schultz @theknobboy]

@PuckLeaks I can't believe 25 people want to read your trash. How many followers are you?

[John Schultz @theknobboy]

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[John Schultz @theknobboy]

@EagleEdMartin You are such an embarrassment to Missouri, the United States, and justice.

[John Schultz @theknobboy]

Hello Columbia, MO friends! My younger son is a junior at Columbia College studying computer science and is seeking a summer internship.

If you work for a company in or near Columbia and you have a developer internship open, please let me know.

Thanks!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mike Brady bought their house with the money he made from inventing Zoom.

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@BPUnion Fucking liars.

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@StLouisBlues I will always remember Jeff for coming out of the penalty box to pull Derrian Hatcher off Demitra.

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@DHSgov Fuck you, liars.

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@DHSgov Some day, your kids will look at you and say what the fuck, mom.

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@USDOL Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

[Nick Gillespie @nickgillespie]

Only amazed he didn't claim she was eating neighborhood pets too.

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@jprutherford Imagine my surprise, Stone with another dirty play taking a Blue out. F that guy.

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@USDOL What fucking tools you are.

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@WhiteHouse Fucking bullshit. I watched it live and have not voted for a Republican since. Screw the GOP.

[John Schultz @theknobboy]

@RepMikeCollins Shut the fuck up, I watched this live on TV.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

I really do believe that the GOP failure to have him impeached and remove after Jan. 6 was the death blow to any chance this nation had of recovering with our dignity and democratic system intact. Everything since has been a bulldozer to load bearing walls.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Tell Brezhnev he can wait. I'm on the phone with Willie Stargell right now."

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I believe this was snapped moments before Terry Bradshaw asked Jim McMahon to help him find the Ark of the Covenant.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing like the checked swing appeal
to some motherfucker 90 feet away who was thinking about how to fix his slice until abruptly prompted to have a fucking opinion about it.