The Lady Slayers

2 lady slayers, witty AF, tweeting about dating & the single life, seeing hilarity in it all #boybye

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(917): My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Went on a date last week. He seemed like he would be controlling so I canceled the second. Nobody has time for that ish. #redflag

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

We're back bitche$

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne." - Betty Davis #ThatTimeIsNow

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

I'm always impressed when a guy has 'read' receipts. But then I'm like, WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO HONEST?

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

I'm just over here bouncing from one toxic ex-boyfriend to the other and back again. I need a hobby.

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Men should come with warning labels..."emotionally unavailable," "manipulative," "liar," "cheater," ...just to name a few.

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

There's something so refreshing about not waking up in your own bed...

...not.

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Just updated my @bumble_app age restrictions to 30-35. Need to step up my dating game and young immature boys just need to go #boybye

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Lady slayer #2: "I mean at LEAST 10 guys have naked pics on me. Whatever. Yolo. And at least 35% has a video. No shame." #loveher

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

#TheLadySlayers are OUT tonight. No shame...ready to bring two boys home #squadgoals

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Facetiming with my ex last night. See a Jack Roger flipflop in his room. He says it's his roommate's girlfriends...liar liar pants on 🔥?

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Had a crap day, came home, three glasses of wine later...I'm cured. Problems, what problems?#Mediterraneandiet #redwine

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Talking about Chicago housing market with my ex...he sends me a nudy...wtFUCK dude. 1. Not on topic 2. No one needs to see that before 10 am

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

When you and your coworker are talking about dick pics and your CEO is sitting at his desk less than 10 feet away... #opps #sorrynotsorry

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

Shopping, see the perfect dress, the only one left and fits perfectly= A sign from universe saying "buy it" #requirement

[The Lady Slayers @theladyslayers]

My ex is telling me how much he loves me and how beautiful I am and I'm over here like-- You PSYCHO...but keep going...