The LA Post

THE LA POST: news, views, reviews, event listings/reports, articles, info and deals for Los Angeles. Editor-in-Chief: Dr. Don Rose.

[donrose @donrose]

WE JOIN "THE TEN COMMANDOS," ALREADY IN PROGRESS: Verily I say unto u, after receiving the Law, Moses came down from the top of Cedar Sinai.

[donrose @donrose]

And Moses saw the multitudes of dudes and dudettes on Hollywood Boulevard, worshiping a Golden American Idol, wearing skimpy clothes & Crocs

[donrose @donrose]

Moses made a mental note that the skankiness in LA was God awful. And Lo, though He was pissed, God did not smite the Hollywood Babylonians.

[donrose @donrose]

For God, who pitied the fools, told Moses to take his mighty staff and fire them, hire all new writers, and refuse to drive to the Valley.

[donrose @donrose]

For the Valley, according to Scripture (a great script printing place on Ventura Boulevard), doth get hotter than the Valley of Death.

[donrose @donrose]

So it is written... so it shall be done before 5.

[NBC Los Angeles @NBCLA]

Are you a #journalism student with a passion for #digital news? Apply for our paid summer internship: http://t.co/CbDv1OcuQw

[The LA Post @thelapost]

DREAM OF ICE CREAM? Then scream (with delight) on April 8! (annual Free Cone Day at all Ben & Jerry's stores 12-8pm) http://t.co/igewXkbOwZ

[The LA Post @thelapost]

2NITE@730: Nashville (RobertAltman retrospective @hammer_museum) + short. InPerson: KathrynAltman, RichardBaskin, RoneeBlakley, ElliottGould

[The LA Post @thelapost]

@Pat_Healy @DavidKoechner @EmbryEthan @Sara_Paxton all superb in "CHEAP THRILLS" coming soon. Homerun black comedy with great twist ending!

[The LA Post @thelapost]

"CHEAP THRILLS" NANOREVIEW: cocaine-fueled darkcomedy blend of AnythingForMoney gameshow + Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf + BreakingBad. GO!

[NBC Los Angeles @NBCLA]

JUST IN: Preliminary magnitude-4.5 earthquake strikes near Rowland Heights http://t.co/UtWygndGzS

[The LA Post @thelapost]

David Arquette gives me his King Kong sweater at the Crest Theater's "Cheap Thrills" screening Friday. Supernice guy.

[The LA Post @thelapost]

MARCH 31: deadline to sign up for Health Insurance without being subject to a tax penalty. California folks go to http://t.co/bO20R7ou45.

[Los Angeles Magazine @LAmag]

Pssst…heard of @SuperSecretLA Comedy Show? Celebrating its 1st b-day with a lineup that is comedy crème de la creme http://t.co/3RxJimYYP4

[The LA Post @thelapost]

Welcome to the Official Twitter page for The LA Post! Main site is coming soon at http://t.co/7LyomUHnb1; in the meantime, we'll post here.