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@StaplesStores every planner I’ve opened has the month breakout using Sun-Sat, but the weekly breakout on the next page using Mon-Sun. The weeks do not match up and it’s very frustrating that seemingly NONE of your planners use Sun-Sat for the weekly breakout. Please stop it lol

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@Favwontmiss Peanut M&M’s- I hate them and it’s the only time in 40 years on this earth I’ve willingly eaten them (other than trying a few once or twice).

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@be_like_ice FUCK why do you guys keep doing this to me

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The MAGA obsession with black trans dick is so fucking weird. This dude just won what I assume was a big event for him and boom! Black trans dick. Like do you think he spent the whole training period being all “fuck I can’t wait to talk about black trans dick”?

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@BBCWorld Would you not be angry when your people are being genocided and most of the world supports it?

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@bigg_naeto My parents were brought in for a conference with my teachers and my dad cursed them out for it. Thanks dad!!

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@elenadesaa1999 I’ve had the same number for 25 years

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@Be_like_legend Chicken Caesar salad wraps or sandwiches. God DAMN I love them right now

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@Be_like_legend That’s when you can even get them! I have had a very hit or miss situation for like six months with generic adderal, and then I did get them I felt like they were becoming less effective. I’m on generic Ritalin starting this past Sunday… we’ll see how it works out.

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@OrevaZSN I’ve been using that comparison for a while now and it’s very effective

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@dialectits Joy, obviously

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@Marcela252016 Assuming I remember everything, I already have an entire plan for this that involves 1) telling my dad he has cancer so they can catch it in time, 2) investing in bitcoin, 3) meeting my husband earlier, and 4) preventing 9/11. I COULD DO IT.

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@Squeeze1i I'm sorry, what? God damn it.

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@theguardrailguy Truly, the work you do is so crazy impactful. I hope videos like this lead to a push for an actual government audit of these installations to ensure they are done correctly.

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@marlene4719 It's so creepy that he has his kids in little military costumes

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@ayojoestar i recently discovered the joy of buttered pasta. I'd snuck buttered shells out when my BIL was making stuffed shells, but an actual meal of buttered pasta... oh it's so good

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@Favwontmiss I was having a sad moment because my ADHD meds keep being out of stock but since I am on anxiety meds now I no longer have my "inner whip" of anxiety to make me do stuff. And my angel husband said "we've been here before, remember when you first got diagnosed? it'll be fine"

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@coolestdudeyet Quaaludes is just another example of boomers pulling the ladder up behind them

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@cringechin @punkpiker @MrAustinShow coming to a living room VERY near you lol

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@Be_like_calvin2 Someone who torches the entire bowl in one go instead of just doing a corner, so the green lasts as long as it can