TheLateAuberonWaugh

I died on 16 January 2001 but returned to enjoy interesting times.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I think this means you should vote for Donald Trump.

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

You have a clear choice

You can vote for the deliberate, foreign-assisted, Democratic party-aided destruction of your American free-speech rights

Or you can vote against it

But you can't plead ignorance

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I do not answer to 'Hi folks', and least of all from a magazine editor.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Hi folks - here’s what I’ve been up to. #CPC19 #GetBrexitDone

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

Nobel prizes will be announced starting next week, and I hear I am a candidate for at least three of them.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

In Britain, of course, we do not have a Supreme Court. In fact, we have never had one.

#SupremeCourtRuling

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

Of course, he should not have been smoking.

[Deborah Cole @doberah]

A German tourist was visiting his brother in New York 18 years ago this morning, went outside for a cigarette as the sun rose, and took perhaps the last photos of the sun rising over the twin towers. #911Anniversary

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I may have to see the Queen.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I am awakening from a very long nap, and wonder what on earth Boris is talking about. Isn't he still editing @spectator for Conrad?

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Jeremy Corbyn wants to cancel the referendum and argue about Brexit for years. I am committed to leading our country forward and getting Britain out of the EU by October 31st #LeaveOct31

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

Most poets, but especially those from Scotland, are dead by 40.

[noentry @noentry_arts]

why 'must' poets applying for this £3000 opportunity be '40 or under', @ByLeavesWeLive?

i'd honestly welcome & accept any reasonable explanation.

(if anyone else would also like to know why, pls RT, or raise the question yourself.)

https://t.co/8IpSa9gZjN

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

@JuliaHB1 A joke has to be funny, Julia, as I used to explain to you, more times than I wished.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I had to have been dead 18 years to know filial conflict.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

Trying, as the Americans say, to deal with this.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Alexander Waugh. Son of Auberon Waugh and Lady Teresa Onslow. Grandson of Evelyn and the 6th Earl of Onslow.

The Brexit party. Socking it to the elite.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

You can't make this shit up.

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

CANDIDATE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Congratulations, Alexander Waugh!

Our Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for #Bridgwater and West #Somerset.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I do not think I am the 'love child' of Julio Iglesias but I have learnt nothing is impossible.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

The answer to these remarks is always, I did not know you were drunk.

[Virginia Heffernan @page88]

Eight years sober today!

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

The disappointment @RoryStewartUK will feel is immense. Men have killed themselves for less. Given his education Stewart, I am fairly sure, will not commit suicide.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

The disappointment @RoryStewartUK will feel is immense. Men have killed themselves for less. Given his education Stewart, I am fairly sure, will not commit suicide.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I was old before my time; Anne Frank stays young. Ave.

#AnneFrank90

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

Beheadings are an excellent energy source, like hydropower, and I am surprised the Saudis do not make more use of this natural resource peculiar to them.

[Adam Tooze @adam_tooze]

Instead of burning oil for power, Saudi’s new energy plan is to export its oil and import LNG from Texas to generate power for an economy whose growth is driven by … oil!
https://t.co/3s7xujbWFu

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

I am late to most things, and one of them is that @RoryStewartUK is on 'Twitter'. Also that he is a Conservative MP, angling to lead the Party. I have never been more excited about a Tory leader. Will you join me? We'll call ourselves Late Friends of Rory.

[TheLateAuberonWaugh @thelatebron]

When they were still young, I told my children that if they predeceased me I would be sad but would not be preserving sperm. They accepted this with equanimity.

[STAT @statnews]

The parents of a deceased West Point cadet have won their state Supreme Court case to gain the control of their son's sperm. And, if they wish, use it to pursue a pregnancy using an egg donor and surrogate. https://t.co/o8d5Q5mo2n