The Leasing Agent

Hello. I'm a leasing agent at a Las Vegas apartment complex. My life is far too hilarious to keep to myself.

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@packers1006 @ForePlayPod 59's are 59's. We don't pay attention to strokes off par. It's a 59.

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@cutiieepie6 Obviously just a troll post. 20% of $150 is $30. Nobody is gonna complain about getting $40.

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@Rozzah_2210 Its Aman ( a man)

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@akaNemsko That is one beautiful sandwich. LOL JUST KIDDING

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@HansMokeNiemann Interesting. Board set up wrong.

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@SeanEee_Me @HansMokeNiemann Hans so jealous of Hikaru playing candidates and he's not.

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@RealKidPoker @ufmasters Its just because a voter ID is not necessary. The current system is fine. When you go to the polls. The first thing they do is check your signature with the one on file at the DMV. if it matches, you vote. If it doesn't, you don't. You cannot vote as someone else.

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@TommyFleetwood1 are u okay? Where are you?

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@Trainwreckstv 3QfVQQfVp8kg6BNj2UrSJahxqUximjoZ5f

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@HansMokeNiemann The point of Fischer Random is to remove memorization from Chess. From the very first move you have to think. There's no openings!

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@Brutusxxx54 @elonmusk Batteries are located under the truck where the explosion originated. Fire coming out of the drivers side window indicates explosion coming through the floorboards into the cabin. It looks like battery exploded. Only way to find out is when Tesla tears it down for a look.

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@ianmiles It's staggering how many people will just blindly believe something Elon says without actually checking for themselves. It's perfectly legal for anyone to volunteer during a US presidential election regardless of where you are from.

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@elonmusk This opinion is so out of touch with reality. Elon thinks inflation in the US is caused by printing too much money

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@HansMokeNiemann They're never inviting you back. Ever. Every time you speak negative on them you push yourself further away. You don't respect them, and they don't respect you. All u needed to do was act like an adult, accept their decision, and just leave it alone.

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@PGATUOR Waited for the green to clear only to top a 3 wood on a 280 yard 2nd shot on a par 5

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@VanceMc14 @JohnathonWillow @HansMokeNiemann That should tell u everything u need to know about Kramnik. A known, self admitting cheater and Kramnik says he's not a cheater lol

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@lachesisq @chesscom No platform can cope with cheating, and they do accept the problem. That's why they spent millions developing the best anti cheating system on the net. Kramnik has threatened them with lawyers and lawsuits and rambled on long enough with his bogus math and accusations.

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@JebraFaushay There's a lot of jobs out there for people without experience, and not all of them put you in poverty. I get what he's saying, but it's not a fair take.

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@RealKidPoker @ewarren Wow really? Her salary isn't big enough to make her wealthy; therefore, she got wealthy being corrupt. Is that it? Come on man.

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@GriffinRains89 @DonaldTNews The source is surely Donald's ass