FloridaGrad

Father to a LSU Doctor of Vet Medicine Grad & an exceptional needs 8 yr old adoptee. St. Bonaventure Alum & Master of Exercise & Sport Science grad from UF

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

“Your Best! Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen!”

[Molly McNair @noirgal17]

What’s the best single line delivery in a movie?
(Okay, even if it’s not the best, these are still the Words I Live By.)

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@KariLake Hey… Rikki… I hate to tell you this, but …

you can’t be standing with him… if you kneeling in front of adult diaper!!!

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@usanewshq Console her… console her… that fat bastard was trying to keep from falling over…

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray The single greatest reply I’ve read on this space in years!

I can’t wait to hear her thoughts when the Lupus Joke repeats itself over and over again!

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@notthefakeSVP @MikeGillShow You have very CLEARY never seen the Irish drink at a World Cup…

They would be Harvard and LSU would be …well LSU … in a Wonderlic Test

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@3YearLetterman South Park does a fucking utterly fantastic introduction to the Mormons…

#DumbDumbDumbDumbDumbDumb

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@WGNOtv for all of New Orleans…

for the love of God move the Flood Watch Warning from the upper left corner…

The Score & Time are completely blocked … because you morons lack complete awareness of shit happening outside of New Orleans

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@S1957Dave89553 @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@EmilySm43 Politics

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@BenAxelrod More importantly… do you show your ID or Boarding Pass at TSA Pre-check

1/2 just want your ID & the other 1/2 yell at you when you hand it to them and then condescendingly ask for your Boarding Pass…

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@GoldieLocks1776 Your blonde hair belies your intelligence

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@ClueHeywood @crawf34 Some 14 yr old would properly argue you’re supposed to put your meat in cherry pie…

But I don’t know what he’s talking about

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@Moustache_bq @AdamSchefter Hey dipshit… how long have you watched the fucking NFL…

Because the NY Jets & the NY Giants don’t play football in NY?

Oh and … the Tampa Bay Buccaneers don’t play home games in Tampa Bay …because it’s a fucking body of water near Tampa, Florida

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@crycartband I’m coming to the final table with

Pussy Riot

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@LauraLoomer @SenFettermanPA Hey… here’s your love child

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@HideyourkidsH @trisagoras @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi Because of the clear optics of having the Military that Trump still controlled pacing the hallways with AR15s…

American democracy would have died on Jan 6, 2021

Imagine every dictator in the world post pics of the military occupying the US Capitol under the orders of Trump!

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@HideyourkidsH @trisagoras @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi Either House Sergeant at Arms or Senate Sergeant at Arms could have made an emergency request without anyone prompting them according to the law on the books in 2021 …

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@DatPatriot2024 @emtfr @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi What the mother of all fuckety fucks did Pelosi have to gain from a Capitol Riot?

This is the DUMBEST tweet I’ve read in 2026!

The fact you believe this is insane

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@OpieTaylor007 @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi Zero Culpability

Zero Point Zero

For over a hundred years … Jan 6 was peaceful and it only changed because Dickhead Donald couldn’t stomach the fact he got curb stomped by a senile ole man!

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@1_2Testing1_2 @KeithZahra667 @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi Why would Pelosi try and incite a riot at the Capitol when her candidate kicked the ever loving shit outta Trump in November?

The whole STOP THE STEAL rally at the Capitol was designed to keep Orange Jesus in power…

The fact that you believe the opposite is fucking astounding!

[FloridaGrad @ufmasters]

@1_2Testing1_2 @KeithZahra667 @ChiefSund @SpeakerPelosi Nope… voted in the Republican Primaries last month…

I can’t stand liars

I can’t stand grifters

I can’t stand stupidity