leftshark

americas favorite shark, a little slow..dance improv king

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Katy and I were goin strong for three years til she broke up with me for that right shark douchebag. #SuperBowl #katyperry #Sharks2015

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Next year I'm thinking about dressing up as a squid

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Retweet this if you liked my outfit the other night

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Right shark generally pulls way hotter girls than me

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Katy perry cheating on me :(

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Who up

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@aguywithnolife imposter!

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@mashable that's me!

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@zellieimani I do it for the fans

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@OutFrontCNN @secupp @CNNOpinion @CNN thank you

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@dariatbh it's called improv

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@dariatbh hey what gives!

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Marshawn Lynch? Man I woulda ran the God damn ball in from the half yard line #SuperBowI

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I'm blowin up like I thought I would

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@heyitsjesse I'm right here babe

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@oliviajcordero no you were not

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damn im famous but no one follows me on twitter

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