Brandon Lester

Farmer

[Brandon Lester @thelester3]

Is tweeter still here?

[Brandon Lester @thelester3]

@scottsthotz First time been on Twitter in long time. See you again in few years. Bye

[Hope⚜️ @lhope_j]

My mom just told me she whooped this girls ass back in high school named Spring Trout and im just trying to process where that came from and who names their kid Spring Trout🤣😭

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

A "God-given right to guns"?

What part of the Bible did you find that in?

The part with all the guns in it?

[Brandon Lester @thelester3]

@ADoughty7 That's pretty good but I prefer this one https://t.co/ylruD2c1cY

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence you might be in a Cult:

Your group has one leader - usually male. You revere this leader, and do what he tells you. Your group has the answers while nobody else does. And you actively deny that your group is a Cult.

[Drive-By Truckers @drivebytruckers]

So next time y’all storm the capitol maybe try dressing up a little nicer. The President was fine with your actions but didn’t like that you looked “low class” while doing it. Please keep that in mind.

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Finally, Mexico did not pay for the fuck.....ing Wall.
Finally US got rid of this President non President.
That's how democracy works.
As of January 20th The great American Nation is back to it's world leadership.
Wellcome back!!!

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

PHOTO: Melania Trump celebrates the arrival of the official Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas tree.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

[Dept. of Agriculture @USDA]

To those who:

Do
Dig
Sow
Milk
Pick
Lead
Herd
Feed
Care
Grow
Plant
Shear
Water
Teach
Ranch
Shovel
Inspire
Deliver
Irrigate
Manage
Harvest
Produce
Innovate
Dedicate
Cultivate
Conserve
Persevere
Take Risks
Contribute
Work Hard

🇺🇸 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 🇺🇸

#NationalFarmersDay

[T.J. Stanford 🏆🏆🐶🐾 @tjfstanford]

How it started..........How it’s going 🤷🏻‍♀️🐶🐾🔴⚫️ #GoDawgs #ByeBye

[Brandon Lester @thelester3]

@jodurtt As always

[Brandon Lester @thelester3]

@jodurtt Should've stuck with jo-wiener

[Ron White @Ron_White]

This is my least favorite season. TV political ads. First you get one that says “Joe Blow is a cocksucking piece of shit.” Then maybe one for peanut butter. Then “Joe Blow just cured cancer.” Well, which one is it?!

[Ron White @Ron_White]

At this point does anyone else feel like running around naked outside, kissing strangers and slamming booze?