Jamie

Human Encyclopedia. New York Mets Diehard. Derby Ref. 5th Grade Teacher. Homeowner. Spartan.

[Jamie @thelibra]

Lady homeowner status unlocked

[Jamie @thelibra]

https://t.co/tHHDPkduD8

[Jamie @thelibra]

🎶 Fiiiiiive triiiiiips to Looooowes 🎶

[Jamie @thelibra]

Always. Take. The. Cash. Offer. Dummies.

[Jamie @thelibra]

If you’re so professional, why is every image you just posted poorly framed and out of focus?

[Jamie @thelibra]

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[Jamie @thelibra]

First pee of the day: 4:16.

[Zilla.Xo @zillaxo_]

Good morning handsome, but only to the men that still send flowers. 💐 The rest of y’all can have whatever morning you deserve!

[Jamie @thelibra]

Man, I had ZERO problems with my local @Walgreens, but for heaven’s sake, don’t waste my time!

[Jamie @thelibra]

@libra10584 That sounds like a DIVINE evening.

[Jamie @thelibra]

Setting: elementary school hallway
Characters: 26 - 5th graders, me

25 Fifth Graders: *boisterous hallway nonsense*

Tristan: “Ms. TheLibra, they sound like wild birds!”

[Dr. SunWolf ☀️🐺 @WordWhispers]

Today I salute the blue crayon.
Things colored blue are magical:
a robin's eggs
any sky before the storm
Cookie Monster
denim jeans
Blue hangs with friends: aquamarine, sapphire, turquoise.
Blue calms—the most relaxing of colors.

[Jamie @thelibra]

“Did you just try to mansplain roller rink carpet to me?” #residentderbyref

“Well, they all have that black light reactive space galaxy carpet…”

“I didn’t say you were wrong, I asked you if you were mansplaining.”

[Jamie @thelibra]

Anyway, who’s hiring?

[Jamie @thelibra]

Teachers are educated professionals who literally went to school to teach. Why are we constantly micromanaged & scrutinized like cells under a microscope?

[Jamie @thelibra]

I don’t want to teach anymore.

[Jamie @thelibra]

Just discovered @friendlyjordies. His commentary is poignant & humorous. The whole Aus political scene is BEYOND bonkers. #dailyrabbithole

[karen thompson @karenfthompson]

So I ordered some daffodils with my supermarket delivery this week ,
which didn’t turn up ,
so I complained and got a refund. Turns out hungry husband thought they were spring onions and they’ve been in the fridge for the last 3 days..

What is he like ..!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌼

[Jamie @thelibra]

Your most annoying student will always be the one picked up last or on the late bus. #teachingcorollary