Lisha Pinto

𓃠 ʎpɐl ʇɐɔ ʎzɐɹɔ

[Ivan Mehta @IndianIdle]

At this point, I’ll take this cat as the health minister.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

"Why don't you support this govt?"

Of course I do. I follow their laws. I fulfill my duties as a citizen. That means I support them. I just don't like them.

Don't get mad at me because you're in love. This isn't about my patriotism, it's about your hormones.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Vaccination program in India

- only frontline people
- 45+ people
- 18-45, and 45+ too
- Second dose priority, then first dose
- on the basis of zodiac sign
- Maanglik log Covishield, non maanglik Covaxin
- akkad bakkad kar ke

[Dudish @TheRealDudish]

Some people bring joy wherever they don't go.

[Haresh Chawla @hchawlah]

Why is anyone inaugurating a vaccine centre or a covid hospital?

When are you at war, do you inaugurate a tank, or a gun battery?

No. You just deploy it in to service without ado and aplomb.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Adult life is mostly just obsessive hydrating interrupted by logistical anxiety.

[dan @dadopotamus]

“i’ve been thinking about you all day long.”

that’s nice i’ve been thinking about tacos.

[Faye DSouza @fayedsouza]

We must remember that all government funds - State, Central and Municipality - are tax payer money.
We must demand responsibility, accountability and remember that nobody is doing us any favours.

[Joy @Joydas]

Dear BJP IT Cell - If the International Publication- The Week - criticises Narendra Modi, Pls Dont book a Domain Name The Daily Week . It will look really silly

[Siddharth @SidKeVichaar]

⚠️Two Fake News Websites ⚠️

1. The Daily Guardian https://t.co/ZOJQt9GDSp
2. The Australian Today https://t.co/zJgH7IqDdX

BJP has found a new way to counter criticism published in International Publications @guardian & @australian using in house Desi versions of the websites

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

I'm not great at predictions, but I'm pretty sure by the pandemic ends, our health minister will have written a letter to Santa Claus too.

[K @WritingTom]

Can’t expect the govt to read the room when it can’t even read the constitution.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Yoga or politics.
Can we please stop letting men with long hair and beards telling us how many oxygen cylinders we need?

There's a doctor standing right next to them. Listen to that guy!

Wait...

Unless the doctor is listening to the yoga guy and endorsi...

I give up 🤷

[Pranjal Mishra 🇮🇳 @Pranjal_Writes]

#SOS #Mumbai

Blood Donor Available :

Name of donor : Deepak Upadhyay
Age: 31
Blood group: B +ve
Contact no: 81 08 246360
location: Bhandup

[Pranjal Mishra 🇮🇳 @Pranjal_Writes]

#SOS #Mumbai

Blood Donor Available :

Name of donor : Tushar Morye
Age: 32
Blood group: O +ve
Contact no: 9773515358
location: Ghatkopar / Vikhroli

[Rebel Soul @ThisRebelSoul]

Don’t be “lucky” to have her...

be DESERVING.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

takes nap because didnt sleep

can’t sleep because took nap

[Soumitra 🌻 সৌমিত্র சௌமித்ரா سومترہ @netshrink]

Covid
Oxygen
Beds
Vaccines
Deaths

Everything else is a distraction.

[Lisha Pinto @thelishzz]

@srinivasiyc Please can you help. 🙏🏼

[San 🇮🇳🔆🏹 @TheShiningSagi]

A friend's father who's SPO2 level has dropped to 85, is waitlisted(56) at the army base hospital in Delhi. Need urgent oxygen and bed for him.
Col Shamsher Singh (retd)
Attendant Balram Singh - 9711155077
Please help @TajinderBagga ji @CharuPragya @GautamGambhir @thelishzz