Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy

Wife / Latina / Chingona

[Mannie @imjustmannie]

we are 6 minutes in & HBO Max still ain’t working!? LET US IN! #Euphoria

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! RULES! RECEIPTS! RIGIDITY! BOUNDARIES! SENSITIVITY & STOICISM! HURTING YOUR OWN FEELINGS! ACCOMPLISHMENTS! SUFFERING IN SILENCE INSTEAD IF ASKING FOR HELP! REJECT IT BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CARE ABOUT IT! LIFE IS SHORT! DEATH IS INEVITABLE! HAVE FUN!

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

It’s officially Capricorn season and from all Capricorn’s everywhere, we’re tired. We spend 365/24/8 taking care of everyone else’s needs that by the time the holidays + bdays get here, we’re burnt out. This szn, we want to be loved on, taken by surprise and taken care of.

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

I’m tired.

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

Hello. Is anyone out there? 🕳

[Eyevoree' Nigeria @Mocha_Frappe]

Happy Good Trouble Got Renewed But They Fasho Pissed Me Off With That Finale.

[GOOD @good]

Presenting: Lofi Bernie Sanders.

[Gemma Chan @gemma_chan]

So excited & honoured to be joining the @LOrealParisUSA family as their new International Spokesperson ❤️

#LorealParisFamily #WorthIt

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

This is by far my most viewed video on TikTok and ironic enough, it's about the new Instagram UI update. As Instagram pushes users toward shopping in the new update, usability seems to have taken a back seat. Thoughts? #instagramupdate #uidesign #userexpe…https://t.co/Qwuypc4zGt

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I’m beyond thrilled that my friend @JoeBiden and our first Black and Indian-American woman Vice President, @KamalaHarris, are headed to restore some dignity, competence, and heart at the White House. Our country sorely needs it.

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

@Frigidaire I FINALLY GOT THROUGH to y’all after MONTHS of calling and back and forth!!!! Reggie, if you’re out there, thank you for helping me today. PLEASE give that man a damn raise.

[Dexter @SHO_Dexter]

Surprise Motherfucker.
He’s back. #Dexter

[April @ReignOfApril]

Santorum interrupted the woman on the @CNN panel to tell her that Pence didn't interrupt Kamala.

With absolutely no irony or self-awareness. #VPDebate

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

The fly smells the bullshit. 😂 #VPDebate

[becca not becky @itsmebecca]

aaaand I’m already cackling 💀 #VPDebate

[Jamilah King @jamilahking]

Kamala Harris's facial expressions for president.

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

Moderator: what color is my shirt?

Answer: I hate honeydew melon. It’s disgusting. The American people deserve cantaloupe. Not the current administration’s icky green melon that get picked over & thrown away. This is why I believe raisins don’t belong in empanadas. 🥴

#VPDebate

[Melissa San Vicente-Landestoy @thelolmel]

The accuracy. #VicePresidentialDebate2020