Bae West

Criminally on brand, ur mums favourite, and the comic sans of my friendship group. No one calls me Bae West. Edits @Windownear work in a variety of other places

[Bae West @thelucylist]

confessions of a shopaholic is wildly anti-feminist but also like anti-capitalist and idk why but im enjoying watching this instead of doing my job which is also anti-capitalist of me, but ALSO a bit... is it a bit feminist? I think so.

No further questions yaw honah

[Bae West @thelucylist]

Never before has a grief been more spoken

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I counter with the unspoken grief of never owning a home

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@TBQuarterly I love TBQ

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@Eyeswideopen69 Honestly the amount of negativity about this is baffling!

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@owenjonesjourno DORSET

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@dieworkwear Nice pun

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@Marsspace17_ Pls I need the link

[gone to bluesky 🔰🏗️🦋 @UrbanistOrange]

@coolperson3008 Everyone is taking about these women like the paper is from the ‘40s and they’re all dead.

This was just thirty years ago! “Femme lesbo scientist” is only 55! Go find your assertive lesbian milfs! She’s buying ham at Costco right now, unaware her old want-ad is on Twitter!

[Bae West @thelucylist]

She’s not looking impressed

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

11. A group of showgirls enjoys ice cream cones while sitting on blocks of ice in 1926

[Bae West @thelucylist]

Amazing to see Jamie Lee Curtis didn’t stop playing guitar after freaky Friday

[Angela | AngiAN ❌ NO LEAKS ❌ @Angi_AN]

We just have unlocked the Guitarist Assassin I can’t lmao #AssassinsCreed #ClosingCeremony

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@AlevityXiaku @duns_sc0tus The research kind of shows that our close friends change around once a decade due to moving, changing circumstances, new jobs, new fluctuations. The core 4/5 people stays pretty static, but actually the wider group of close friends is quite malleable throughout ur life ❤️

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@benonwine @campbellclaret Girl… in what world is Labour an Islamic party? In what way is this an Islamic country? Like.. it is a dangerous thing to infer that… it is a dangerous thing to bank on Islamophobia and say that “it’s fine if the Christians have nuclear armament - but no one else ✌️🤪”

[Bae West @thelucylist]

@campbellclaret Ew

[Bae West @thelucylist]

Being given Diet Pepsi when you wanted Diet Coke is like trying to pick up some smack and being giving methadone

[Bae West @thelucylist]

Im rlly sad abt it

[Bae West @thelucylist]

When I was 23 I earned 26,500 a year and I could afford to live in zone 2 and go to the pub every night and go on loads of holidays

Now I’m 30 and I earn over 10k more than that and I can’t afford to share a 1 bed flat in fucking oxford and go to the pub once a week

[Bae West @thelucylist]

I have come to the conclusion that there’s no bad Chappell roan song

[Bae West @thelucylist]

The front camera on the iPhone 15 is so good that I now look like an aged hag. Miss the iPhone 12 and it’s soft focus, Vaseline on the lens aesthetic

[Bae West @thelucylist]

It’s summer. My twitter is once again open and I started by accidentally retweeting a tweet in support of reform UK - VOTE LABOUR OR GREEN

[Bae West @thelucylist]

It’s that time of year again:

Me, a Leo, opening my Twitter to the public for summer after retweeting my funniest tweets from the last five years

Thank you for being here

Xxx

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

It’s refreshing to hear at least one politician, Nigel Farage, actually mention that we’ve gone from spending 7% of the ‘national cake’ to 11% on the NHS & the results haven’t improved.

France spends similar & gets much better outcomes.

The NHS is simply outdated. #ITVdebate

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

“National cake” - Farage there showing he doesn’t understand economics.