Leroy “The Independent Variable” Brown

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[Leroy “The Independent Variable” Brown @theluhshack]

My wife’s bull got me the Lord of the Rings Trilogy on DVD! Can’t wait to rewatch them! My wife joked with him that it’s my nerdy hobby to learn more about Middle Earth and he actually listened! I can’t wait to finish the trilogy then he’ll let me sleep on the bed next to them🤭

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Just heard the song that goes like “turn around” by third eye blind while buying a joint. It’s apparently called “never let you go” #ThisIsAmerica #ThisHowAtlantaNiggasBeBussinOpps

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Just watched Man of Steel. Love it. Didn’t know they made a sequel to smallville.

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She think I’m a man doe just cause my dih can grow goo

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@Lepussimucheeee Heard she took down more sailors than the Arizona.

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Having a 3-step celebration tn:
1. Grab a drink
2. Grab a glass
3. After that, I’ll grab ur ass

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@Lepussimucheeee Facts dude.

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Val Kilmer walked so Heath Ledger could run.

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If you don’t have a Henley, I won’t talk to you.

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Call me EPCOT the way I’m rippin Soarins tn. #Welcome #WeAre

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Christian McCaffrey fucking sucks. He’s literally Danny Woodhead 2.0

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Nothing better than watching softcore porn with the boys

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Walt asserts: "In terms of pure musicianship, I would put them up against any current band you can name," highlighting Steely Dan's intricate jazz-rock complexity and Walter's own sophisticated tastes. Holy fucking shit, Vince Gilligan. Thank you for that. I love yacht rock too🥺

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Bullshit piled up in ‘Nam so fast you needed wings just stay above it. #14ClicksWeastofCambodia #MartinSheen #AsadsHotChicken

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You have ZERO COMPETITION.
Most men:
- Are out of shape.
- Are poor.
- Have NO game.
- Can't talk properly.
- Can't hold eye contact.
- Have erectile dysfunction.
It has never been easier to be in the top 10% 🐺

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Anybody else low key fucking hate fags?

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Yeah it’s gonna be a hunter biden kind of night.

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@roosterbigelow High on potenuse.

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@RealCandaceO Candace, I heard you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, the golf ball out of a garden hose, the nickel out of a geek bar. Is that true?

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Mike Wade: They Called him the prophet when times were good. And the lawgiver when times were bad.