Mr. Lukas Kaiser

SVP Content, Westbrook Media, formerly Comedy Central & Paramount Network. Comedian, joke writer, etc. DONT TELL DAD!

[James Preston Poole @JamesPPoole]

I’m sorry, but Nolan, Spielberg, and any other filmmaker championing the theatrical experience needs to visit a theater outside of New York and LA and see the state 99% of them are in.

I say this as somebody who goes every week, but the situation is bleak.

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

The Crayola x Camelbak Crayon Water Bottles (2026)

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

not even close

[Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser]

Yes. And, counterpoint: YouTube’s platform specifics (free, tends to favor content that people are searching for as its search function is a plus, has copious podcasts & other long form content) CAN push creators to conform their content styles to a very specific aesthetic & style that doesn’t necessarily equate to what everyone calls “quality.”

But point taken.

[Sar Haribhakti @sarthakgh]

.@benthompson: There is no quality bar to get onto YouTube, which means the quality bar to get noticed on YouTube is much higher than any gate. Indeed, as much as Hollywood types might look down on YouTubers, it’s the latter who are far more impressive, at least if the goal is actually making something that resonates.

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

The 1995 Sony camera that defined Skateboarding

[Ben Fritz @benfritz]

I've covered box office results literally hundreds of times in my career. The mind-blowing success of "Backrooms" and "Obsession" this weekend easily ranks in the top 1% as far as long-term significance for the movie business. My story w/ @johnjurg: https://t.co/rknlAhFvbG

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

For the last 6 years I’ve been buying well-run small businesses for 5x earnings.

In the first 30 days, I take the websites offline, move the companies to sad office parks with drop ceilings, install fax machines at the front desk, and bringing in 75 year old actors to pose as the CEO.

I then sell the companies to people with MBAs for 10x revenue so that they can feel useful “turning the company around”

[Joe Leydon @JoeLeydon]

All the hype about "Obsession" and "Backrooms" reminds me of an old newsroom joke. What's the definition of a trend? Two facts and a reporter on deadline?

[Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser]

@josiahhughes Ok!

[Kamaal G. @MFDoomsday7]

Rahzel - All I Know
Prod. Pete Rock (1999)

[Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser]

@maxdaniellawton 🤪

[Trev🙃r is hiring DM me! @whatdotcd]

This is the whole world now

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

Actually, drinking wine with friends and family, sometimes more than you planned, getting messy and maudlin with loved ones, is what makes life worth living and is 10X as valuable as optimized workouts, apex podcasting, and whatever that is that he's selling on his wrist.

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

I feel like in seven months we’re going to find out this is some Nathan Fielder thing

[Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser]

@QuetzalPhoenix He’s such a heroic figure.

[rohan @rohanrkumar]

I AM LOOKING FOR A HOST.

JOURNALIST / COMEDIAN KINDA

for a longterm project!

if u want to travel every state hit my line.

[Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser]

When supply grossly outpaces demand - what you are left with, in any industry, is ‘slop’

[Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser]

Another example of a sentence AI can’t write.

It won’t willingly create logical fallacies in order to illicit negative emotions - even though that’s what goes mega viral.

[kaley @rowdytellezbian]

Idk why we are telling people to bring sandwiches to work when deli meat is quite literally a class 1a carcinogen

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.