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[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

casually scoring 3 goals in the last 10 minutes down 0-2… yeah sure man

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you both don’t chase so you just never talk again

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[m @themaassiah]

@fvbtch You’re on fire today keep it up

[Elena Saavedra Buckley @elenasb_]

Continue loving woodcocks. Just know that the shiny obstacle course of Manhattan isn’t always kind to them as they make their way toward the stage that is Bryant Park… and love them while you can

[m @themaassiah]

@fvbtch LMAOOOO

[m @themaassiah]

@fvbtch I guess aave is too spicy for your pallet huh?🤨

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

that’s why Mariah Carey changed the station cuz calm down

[🧝🏻‍♀️🇵🇸 @fvbtch]

filed my taxes last min and it turns out I owe money #girlfailure

[caro 🫧 @caroalejandra18]

I think it’s truly vile when people wish the worst for good people, even more so when they themselves are evil !

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.

[m @themaassiah]

@fvbtch Please be serious

[Grace @graceyldn]

I think it’s reasonable for women to feel slightly concerned about the safety of opening a door to someone who isn’t who they claim to be.

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental illnesses as paintings:

Astigmatism

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

a car just drove past my house

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.

The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Legendary producer Quincy Jones has died at the age of 91.

Some of his most notable work includes Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’, Frank Sinatra, and more.