Matthew Allen

Poet. Didn’t know it. Server of sarcasm. Opinions are my own. Requisit legal disclaimer: use me as an example of what not to do.

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@DeptVetAffairs this needs to stop. Prolonged Exposure Therapy kills. #SuicidePrevention #SuicideAwareness #mentalhealth #MentalHealthAwareness #selfhealers

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@A_W_McNamara

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@A_W_McNamara “Ya’ll”

[Howard Altman @haltman]

Happy birthday Theodor Geisel

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

This thread 🧵

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@AuthorKRPaul Vids or it didn’t happen

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@DanLamothe What’s the symbology there?

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@DanLamothe

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

#jasoncollierchallenge

[Keno Neutron @babybabypluto]

My mental health surviving a really tough day but then my keys drop when I try to unlock my front door

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@joannblin Beanie or trucker cap?

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@LtCatra Hey there sugar mama

[Dan Lamothe @DanLamothe]

The Joint Chiefs of Staff, the leaders of each branch of the U.S. military, weigh in on the insurrection at the Capitol in this new memo:

[Rookie City Det. Sergeant @RookieCityCop]

There's an opening for the Sergeant At Arms position.

I say we nominate Officer Eugene Goodman.

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@DefenseBaron #welcometothejunglebaby

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

@Oriana0214 And if they attend the ball dressed as a Christmas tree?

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Have a nice walk home. For the rest of your life.

[DAV (Disabled American Veterans) @DAVHQ]

1/4 - As veterans who have sacrificed to support and defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic, DAV abhors and rejects the insurrectionist acts perpetrated at our Capitol on Wednesday.

[Matthew Allen @themaddyallen]

Lower. Your. Flags.