Marko D.

[Harry Percival @[email protected] @hjwp]

"I used Hadoop to process 2gigs of chess data in just 26 minutes!" "I did it with awk+xargs and it took 12 seconds". http://t.co/jqy0nKW31c

[Marko D. @themakodi]

"hello"[:-1] == "hell" - schonmal darüber nachgedacht?

[Insider Today @InsiderToday]

Greece has spent 90 of the past 192 years in financial crisis http://t.co/tNe1d9P9p9

[Marko D. @themakodi]

Thunderbird zeigt einem ab 10000 angesammelten Emails vier Sterne statt der konkreten Zahl an #urlaubsrueckkehr.

[Embee @embee]

what happens when non-tech people discover web developer tools

[Marko D. @themakodi]

@hellp Maybe a fix random seed? Although these kinds of probabilities never fail to impress :)

[This account will be deleted soon @afroisalreadyin]

this german man eloquently states my feelings about the internet https://t.co/tWXmJM0eAL

[Marko D. @themakodi]

Kaum is der Chef im Urlaub, ist man der Erste im Büro - schämt euch, Kollegen^^

[Marko D. @themakodi]

Note to self: delete an old tweet and try to search it - it will still be found most probably.

[Big Data Borat @BigDataBorat]

Play "Is it Pokémon or is it #bigdata technology?" https://t.co/kfgCWg97hH

[Marko D. @themakodi]

@tarnacious @_rebeling But only almost :)

[Marko D. @themakodi]

@tarnacious @_rebeling wb!

[Marko D. @themakodi]

@Wolf1Wolf mine is test(_<PROJECTNAME>)?(.(json|txt))?

[Anna Melzer @wellendonner]

Keine Skrupel mehr bezüglich meiner Stundensätze, wenn ich sehe, für welchen Code andere Leute ÜBERHAUPT bezahlt wurden. -.-

[Ingo @sofa_igel]

#facepalm

[Marko D. @themakodi]

mittels Hack gefixt - und man fühlt sich wieder ein Stück schmutziger.

[Markus Beckedahl @netzpolitik]

Vorratsdatenspeicherung am Freitag im Bundestag: https://t.co/QP0NnbpGMC

[Marko D. @themakodi]

@listraveler wow, looks awesome.

[Jean VC @jean_vcop]

For those of you who've never seen an SSL certificate, here's one: