my memory is shit but that's how i remember it

amanda · she/her · queer elder millennial · ♒︎☉ ♑︎☾ ♓︎↑ · INFJ

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

“are you okay?” no i can’t stop thinking about how girls were taught that blue balls is the most painful thing a man can go through and it was our responsibility to make sure he didn’t endure that

[bwaySHO @BwaySHO]

When there’s a long list of unproblematic Jewish actors available for an iconic role and you go with someone who has been accused of racist and harmful behavior, it’s rather disappointing.

[OnStage Blog @OnstageBlog]

🧵Let me just preface something before news breaks later today - I've encountered Beanie in multiple scenarios with multiple types of people(fans, industry pros, friends). Guess what? She's the same genuine person with all of them.

I've never heard a bad thing spoken about her.

[Yvette Clark @yvettewrites]

I was today years old when I found out that the word nifty is short for magnificent.

[my memory is shit but that's how i remember it @themandaeffect]

“We waste so much energy arguing with ghosts.”

[caroline @kewlwick]

"my favorite season is summer" we get it, your thighs don't touch, congratulations

[my memory is shit but that's how i remember it @themandaeffect]

I have always admired how clear, firm, and direct his statements are. I love that he doesn’t let himself be interrupted.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is a perfect answer by Secretary Buttigieg.

[No It’s Not @VeroniKaboom]

How you can tell a writer has no siblings:

“Hey, little bro / little sis.“

How you can tell a writer has siblings:

“Hey, loser. Mom called.”

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

Third set of FREE COVID tests. This time you get 8 for free.

https://t.co/XQpQ1ipaMv. This is the only week you can order free test again.

[john lennon hate account 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @dilya_81g]

shes a 10 but she has 15 american girl dolls haunting her room

[john lennon hate account 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @dilya_81g]

anyone wanna come over kiss me and then leave immediately

[my memory is shit but that's how i remember it @themandaeffect]

TFW you hear yourself use the phrase “the craft of acting” unironically…

[… @lurkmenistan69]

therapy isn’t enough i need DRUGS i need ORGASMS i need CHEESE

[therealfrosted @daisiasade]

Everything is so burnt out, I just wanna get rich and disappear

[my memory is shit but that's how i remember it @themandaeffect]

People are always shocked when I say I love the musical Grease. Here’s why:

[DEɅN JOHNSON @deanjohnsonuk]

“There Are Worse Things I Could Do” from Grease is one of the most brilliant and tragic MT ballads and is slept on because the film reframed the context and so people don’t actually listen to what she’s saying thus diluting the message thank you for coming to my TedTalk xoxo

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you will save yourself so much trauma by giving up trying to win the approval of normies who don't like you and embracing the weirdos who already love you

[jake lebowitz @LakeJebo]

every time i see Wicked and the audience doesn’t react to all the Wizard of Oz references