caroline

writer, producer, fmr @allinwithchris @AymanMSNBC & @VelshiRuhle, comedian, Pokéfreak

[caroline @kewlwick]

"my favorite season is summer" we get it, your thighs don't touch, congratulations

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

"I thought our mission was clear: maintain peak 23-year-old fitness for the next fifty to seventy years." By @kewlwick https://t.co/GHZuY7nzDE

[caroline @kewlwick]

@USPSHelp hello! I missed delivery of a package (my buzzer is broken) and was left a slip by USPS to schedule redelivery - but I can't schedule redelivery because it was shipped from Spain, and under another service, but is being locally delivered by USPS. help!

[caroline @kewlwick]

@danlempert this is so so so so beautiful! could you drop the etsy link for their shop?

[Johnathan Appel @johnathanappel]

Really really grateful for this and everyone I get to write with. Sure wish the studios would pay us fairly to do it!

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

HELL YES. Congrats to these workers and to @CWAUnion. 💪🏻Extremely stoked to see this WALL TO WALL video game union! https://t.co/c7GKp7OZyc

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets are 5-0 in July.

[caroline @kewlwick]

@beachethan if you don't get bonked i'm not coming to the show so please don't promise bonks if there are no bonks #bonks

[caroline @kewlwick]

when i’m president, we WILL have the Fergie national anthem available in EVERY karaoke bar in America, i promise you that

[caroline @kewlwick]

i'm making this trailer my screensaver

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The trailer for Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’ starring Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist has been released.

In theaters September 15, 2023.

[New York Mets @Mets]

Baseball is for everyone 💜 #PrideNight

[caroline @kewlwick]

@hesilf @outtadapakmark @marcicanha @Mets for a moment i thought this was merch the team was offering and was gonna buy one instantly. it's so good!! well done

[New York Mets @Mets]

Pride Night is TONIGHT at @CitiField! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Join us 👉 https://t.co/P7oQHeFJpY

[caroline @kewlwick]

friendly reminder that i would die for this man. happy pride

[New York Mets @Mets]

Pride Night is TOMORROW at @CitiField! 🌈

@outtadapakmark is excited to celebrate with you all.

[Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean]

Everyone on this show is extremely funny and also a good person (except for AI which is as unfunny as it is not a person)

[caroline @kewlwick]

@chandlerjdean you're a dream

[CAVEAT @caveatnyc]

TONIGHT | 9:30 PM
TURING TEST: LIVE!
Can you tell the difference between humans and robots? A panel of comedians will present a piece of media and the audience will decide whether it was written by a person or ChatGPT.
Tickets➪➪ https://t.co/pabcOXH8PD

[caroline @kewlwick]

@chandlerjdean @caveatnyc what a POSTER

[caroline @kewlwick]

inside our foster cat there are two wolves, and both of them peed on my duvet last night

[caroline @kewlwick]

i know this isn't the point but if we weren't in the middle of a (absolutely justified) writer's strike, @brendanhunting would be working on his Jack Smith impression for SNL right now

[caroline @kewlwick]

@chandlerjdean h-he's standing!!!!