Erik Dempsey

wannabe walk baller

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Deutsche Bank has an "Oasis" index, which is the price of 5 beers and 2 packs of cigarettes

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Stefon Diggs pleading his case in court

[Erik Dempsey @themanebro]

If you had to hand an invading Alien Race a single cookie, to prevent a new Star Wars, it’d be an oatmeal raisin.

[Erik Dempsey @themanebro]

@24unoDC @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @AidenGibson32FB You guys are idiots. You had Kaytron Allen and Nic Singleton and couldn’t develop them to be any better than they were as frosh. CMC gonna develop guys, unlike your old ball coach.

[Erik Dempsey @themanebro]

@ChrisMWilliams Where can I get my eyebrows done like yours?

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wild: Patriots WR Mack Hollins never wears shoes, does not use utensils, thinks cats STEAL YOUR SOUL, has not eaten a vegetable in 3 years, and does not cut his hair.

One of the most interesting humans on earth.

🤯🤯🤯

(via @BuffaloPlus)

[Israel75 @IFNY2775]

@barstoolsports @beyondreasdoubt It appears the U.S. has defeated Boznia in Santa Clara but California still needs to count the MAIL IN GOALS.

[Owen Lyons @owenplyons]

worst trade since Brittany Griner for Viktor Bout #Celtics #WTFbrad

[Erik Dempsey @themanebro]

We’re actually so fucked. This is the end of defi money as we know it. Life will simply be a tx, and there will be a fee (tax) and now you are bankrolling a beast, globally.

[Bruno Faviero @Bfaviero]

This is very very bad for Circle right?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mexican fans are outside Ecuador’s team hotel trying to keep them up all night

It just means more

[Vydamo @vydamo_]

Hi Ashen,

I've just sent 80% of the coin $scammer to your wallet. At the time of airdrop, it's value was $650,000. As a resident of New York, upon receiving this token, you immediately incurred an income tax bill to the tune of $310,000

I then removed the LP making the token worthless but unfortunately due to the backwards laws of New York you still owe the full tax amount

As a reminder, this is the amount you scammed plus an extra 10 in interest

Kind regards

[Tomasz Tunguz @ttunguz]

Crypto is the quietest part of the VC market. But stablecoin issuers hold $165b in US Treasury bills, more than China, Norway, or Switzerland. Crypto is now a top-10 holder of US government debt. 🧵

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 53% of all Bitcoin $BTC in circulation is now held at an unrealized loss.

[gainzy @gainzy222]

witch doctor lowkey delivered

[Erik Dempsey @themanebro]

@elonmusk when did @grok become such a pussy? @claudeai would never even question my intentions let alone cast a perception. Seems like Grok is part of the censorship cabal. Sorry I don’t want to send the real contract to a subbie that I’m hiring out the job to.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

Australian discovers Texas Roadhouse…

First, he calls it a “fancy restaurant,” and he couldn’t be more wrong. Texas Roadhouse isn’t just a fancy ole restaurant. It’s a giant slice of heaven brought down to earth.

This man loves the bread, the free refills, the service.

In response to those outside the US complaining about tipping there: “You don’t have to tip… you WANT to tip. These are the most wonderful people on earth.”

“I don’t even know why some of you Americans are so angry all the time; you guys have Texas Roadhouse in your country.”

You got that right. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#worldcup #usa

[Erik Dempsey @themanebro]

I’m patenting this line idgaf but I’m time stamping it now :

“ they can take U out of the SA but they can’t take the SA out of U “

Said by a wise cunt in Aussie

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Who tf are you?

[Underdog Golf @UnderdogGolf]

Wyndham Clark birdie in the Jack Hughes jersey at the rink at the Canadian Open

TBD if grape will be opened as a result