maria

Dog trainer, CTC, CDTI, CFFP, crafter, and Rally-O enthusiast. Lover of clean kitchens and tea. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[Umbrella Academy @UmbrellaAcad]

on october 1, 1989, our extraordinary super-powered babies were born. in 2024, they return ☂️ happy birthday brellies 🖤

[maria @themariadawn]

@GordAdams4 Yup. And always earlier than you want

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@balisally A what now?! That seems ridiculous

[maria @themariadawn]

Today I found myself questioning if Toyota Corolla’s do in fact come with accelerator pedals, or if they simply roll due to momentum or gravity.

[maria @themariadawn]

@MsYouDoYou We needed this rain. It’s been dry for so long.

[maria @themariadawn]

@RevAGSL Makes sense. I can’t remember all the passwords

[maria @themariadawn]

@balisally He’s so regal

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@RevAGSL To be fair it is safer. But also very annoying

[maria @themariadawn]

@GrillCheezKilla Yes.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that dogs get to sleep, a lot, but humans just sort of go into power save mode between scheduled late night medication and early morning potty breaks. #NoSleepForMe

[maria @themariadawn]

@MsYouDoYou Oh cat

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@balisally Hard pass

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@MsYouDoYou Reasonable question. If they do, nobody seems to use them.

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@loveyourcake That’s hilarious. Hope you aren’t hiring an editor.

[maria @themariadawn]

Facts

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@jrphotographybc It’s my Monday too. However there haven’t been days off for a few weeks and there won’t be a full day off until after Labour Day.

[maria @themariadawn]

It’s only Tuesday but I feel like it’s at least Thursday.