Marissa Skye🧁

🩷 like honey • hustler 💫 • soy un regalo • I’m Texas forever like Bun B • sueño de coco ☁️

[Marissa Skye🧁 @themarissaskye]

My little teddy bear 🧸 Bitsy Belle 🌸

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Please reply to this twote with pet photos. Especially if they are wearing one of those little jackets. 🥰

[A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 @Taurus_Groove]

She’s calling him the sweetest man she knows

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I know they wanted to name this Other Mother sooooo bad lmfaoo

[Linette Paille @zxwnr5wsm5]

When do we get to call this attempted murder?

When are we really going to hold men accountable?

He’s literally bragging about how he almost murdered his wife repeatedly and this interview is not in jail, where he should spend the rest of his life.

[Kirk’s 3rd Earring 💎 @ayla_757]

This video and comments had me screaming cuz yall really don’t be knowing words have meanings

[Rixlerr @rixlerr]

Will Ferrell admits that he faked an elite athletic career just to escape working a theme park ticket kiosk at Disneyland

"I got a job and you're paid for the orientation day to work at Disneyland"

"They assigned me uh one of the front uh kiosks for selling tickets"

"At the same time I had a rival offer to work at a friend's surf shop... same pay, 5.50 an hour"

"My friend John called on my behalf and said uh I will be quitting after one day because I have a tryout with the Dallas Cowboys"

"So somewhere there's a file at Disney corporate. It says Will Ferrell worked for one day, reason for leaving: tryout with the Dallas Cowboys football team"

[Third @thirdmetax]

Seth Rogen reveals Kanye West once stood next to him at the gym reciting the entire Superbad script word for word

“I used to work out with the same personal trainer as Kanye West, and my session was right before his, and he showed up like 20 minutes early, and for 20 minutes while I worked out with the trainer, Kanye literally just stood right next to me reciting scenes from Superbad word for word”

“And I worked with Eminem once and he’s like I know the entire movie Superbad word for word, I can recite you the entire movie, and then he started doing it to prove it, that’s actually happened to me a few times by rappers”

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

one of the most heartbreaking scenes in television history

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚒 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚝 @jastuart68]

Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces. #DemsUnited

[Mariana_news✡🇮🇱מריאנה @Marianasoux]

Lieve mensen ik weet het is een ouder filmpje maar ik lig nog steeds in een kramp!
Dus ga 'm toch plaatsen 😜

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

can i come over and be nicer to you than anyone has ever been

[ani @freeazuIa]

“I hope it passes quickly so I can forget about it” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

They did it. They really did it.

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

a second ex-wife just hit the south tower

[B Smith @Aobius]

Good for the local station letting him do this! I hope it aired as it is presented here. Folks need to hear it

[uses the silent treatment in a street fight @allkemi]

I yell out loud every time I see this clip.

[Elton Ray @SirEltonRay1]

Since I can’t have veggies, I’m returning to my first love. CHIPSSSS.

(also, send help)

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no i get him

[lei 𖤝 @bitefemmes]

Ykw maybe spreadin dat monkey was warranted