JIMMY MASH

Can't fly | Can run the pants off a kangaroo | Professional hater

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

Thread of my top tweets:

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

@AlexSpeer96 @fesshole bro thinks i keep it all in my head

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

Didn't think this cunt website could get any worse but it has. I'm out lol

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

micropenis megapussy matchmaking

[Will Hester @Will_Hesterr]

Mum’s just told me to slow down on the beers

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

the new driving home at midnight experience

[Brydon Coverdale @brydoncoverdale]

Australia sent in on Boxing Day and Travis Head not out at the end of the day, you'd take that

[Eric Stratton @petermillarstar]

My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This christmas is a disaster…

[Melbourne Cricket Ground @MCG]

Happy Boxing Day Eve to all who celebrate.

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

@jarfooty @MatthewStadlen @steve__smith__ Winning it means more for them because they never get the chance to retain

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

and I'd like to think that maybe this workshop will be better after st. nick's dead, but the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic wife and his doofus reindeer and the rest of his stupid elves

[august @regularaugust]

In my restless dreams I see that gif. Beedrill blasting rope

[prezoh @prezoh]

dream world: donald trump has no power, his only social media is cameo and all u can do is make him say chibleee chiblee

[tippity @tippity]

I know you had her OINKING

[SimpsonsCricket @CricketSimpsons]

It could not be more simple Jofra.

#Ashes

Credit: Nick Palfreyman

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

Joe Daniher fans worldwide

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

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[✧･ﾟslater @poisonouspixies]

he’s defrosting

[JIMMY MASH @themashlive]

@JimGrayPCL @ashstabbath Lance Storm as well